Fluff with an attempt at hunour
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i laughed wayyyy harder at this then i should of
“Has this character ever died”
“No”
*cue clattering of half of the board being put down*
HAHAHGJLKFDSGK Yep you were indeed correct
Murdadmurdadmurdadmurdadmutfdjsjs
She probably just looked at El Diablo for longer then two seconds and he was like “I’lL sHoW it tO yOU iF YoU wAnT”
The most unbelievable thing about Elf is that Zooey Deschanel lives in a nice apartment in Manhattan while working as a department store clerk.
this is amazing!! cant wait for the next part!!!
Pairing: Spike x reader
Warning: mild violence (basically nothing), mentions of smut
Word Count: 1.2k
Part Summary: Buffy discovers that Y/N is a vampire. The discovery scares the Scoobies which is exactly what Y/N was hoping for. After they return to the crypt, Spike reveals something to her.
A/N: The scene from gif between Dru and Spike inspired a portion of this part because that bit in the show is just so iconic! I mean… look at him! Haha
Masterlist
“You’re a vampire!” Buffy gasps, her eyes tighten as if she’s seen a ghost.
“Oh way to go Slayer! Ten points Gryffindor!” I tease, unable to withhold my laughter.
She clenches her jaw. “Did Spike do this to you?”
“No, it was Count von Count from Sesame Street,” I sass. “Um yeah, duh! For being older you’re not exactly wiser.”
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tumblr will always be a better website than twitter because you can only retweet a tweet once, whereas on this website if i really like a post i can make my followers scroll past it twelve times in a row
this is Finger Gun Kelly. he only appears on your dash once in a blue moon. reblog for good luck.
Tumblrs been doing the “everything is black and white” thing with him lately by forgetting that the shit he does is generally supposed to be cartoony and over exaggerated, and acting like because of his abusive behavior hes a one dimensional dick bag with no redeeming qualities whatsoever and saying anyone who likes him is an “abuse apologist.”
But the entire point is that hes a morally dark grey character who vacilates because his trauma and self destruction are in a constant battle with the healing and love he gets from his found family.
He wrote Broken and To Binge because he was destroyed after loosing Noodle and was guilty about what he did to 2d. (theres nothing you can say to him/her, he is an outer heart/ I am without a heart and the space has been broken) (I’ll wait to be forgiven, maybe I never will, my star has left me to take the bitter pill that shattered feeling well the cause of it’s a lesson learned)
Not to mention that the entire FOUNDATION of gorillaz is murdoc using his success to constructively take revenge on his abusers and that means so fucking much to me.
People hate and harass 2doc shippers for the same reason that they hate Murdoc but like.
WE JUST WANT TO FIX SHIT
They are written in such an unhealthy way even though theyre constantly queerbaited and muds keeps having redemption relapses
And fuck we just want them to grow and be happy
Even if you dont intemperate them as romantic 2d is the first person that was ever nice to Murdoc, or that he could ever call his friend of family and you can tell how much he cares about him.
Even though he took it back, when murdoc said meeting 2d was the best moment of his life he was probably being dead serious. he owes everything to 2d. hes the main reason that murdoc ever experienced success or love and thats probably why he calls 2d godlike when he compliments him.
But these feeling are new and scary and hes scared of being hurt so he treats him like shit.
And the whole reason i love this pairing is i feel like only 2d can fix murdoc, but only after murdoc fixes what hes done to him, weather its romantic or not.
They need to work with and bond with each other specifically to gat better.
Steve Irwin would have forgiven the stingray that killed him.