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NoOoO MY POOR NOODS 2-D WHHYYY WOULD YOU SPEAK OF THIS IMMA HELP NOODS HOLD YOU DOWN AND MASH UR EYES

Russel: “Remember what Noodle said, 2D? Remember?”

2D: “Yes…”

Russel: “Tell me what she said so I know you understand.”

2D: “She said to stop telling embarrassing stories about her or she was going to mash my eyes into a jam and eat it on her toast…”

Russel: “Good. Now we’re about to go in for this interview, so keep that in mind and don’t. Say. Anything. Embarrassing.”

interviewer: “2D, Russel! So glad to have you here today!”

Russel: “Glad to be here.”

2D: “H…”

interviewer: “I’m sorry, what was that, 2D?”

2D: “N… Nood…”

Russel: “Don’t do it, man.”

2D: “N… Noo…”

interviewer: “…”

2D: “NOODLE GOT HER FIRST PERIOD AT AGE ELEVEN WHILE SITTING ON MURDOC’S LAP!”

Noodle:

Murdoc’s Punishment 01: Be 2D’s personal pony for a day.

Pixar tries to make children laugh and adults cry

*CoUgH mURDOC cOuGh*

you expect me to act like a normal human being?  I’m wearing a turtleneck.

The “my little random moments of pleasure” series: N°1 Jensen Ackles Creation Q&A Panel 15 Nov 2020

WHY AND HOW IS THIS SO FRIGGIN AMAZING AND SWEET!?!?!?

-skeleton song

I know i’m just a shitpost blog, but I’m a shitpost blog based on a fandom that is processing some pretty massive revelations right now and I’m still trying to organise my thoughts on all of it and will hopefully be able to construct a more coherent post soon, but for the time being here are the broad strokes:

I 100% stand with Charisma Carpenter

Despite my plentiful fond nostalgia for both Buffy and Angel I am keenly aware of their many many flaws and the flaws of their creator

Joss whedon’s actions were and are inexcusable and despite the affection I have for the work many many people put into realising and building his creations, I can safely say I have no respect for him. 

Buffy and Angel would never ever be what they were had he made them alone, he doesn’t have the vision, the genius, the integrity or the character he has been credited with, it came from countless people working together, some of them at the expense of their wellbeing under his employment

the heart and soul of the (onscreen) buffyverse begin and end with its actresses, the women who made both shows what they are. period. I would have never watched Angel had it not been for Cordelia, what was done to her character was a slap in the face to the fans, and what was done to Charisma behind the scenes makes me sick. 

edit: and of course the female writers who prevented stories of female empowerment from being shaped entirely by men, marti noxon and jane espenson especially.

It warms my heart to see Amber Benson, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Clare Kramer, Michelle Trachtenberg, Emma Caulfield and Eliza Dushku show their support for Charisma. These women are the reason Whedon’s creation has any value at all, and to see them take a stand like this is beautiful. 

that’s it for now. but trust me when I say I’m not done talking about this.

in conclusion:

Help urgently needed!!!

*URGENT: PLEASE READ/SIGNAL BOOST*

Tuesday, April 27th: Hi everyone, I’m Gemma, a bi, mentally ill disaster, who’s in desperate need of help. I'm really sorry to be asking for help again so soon, but things have gotten worse for me and due to my bills, fees and charge-backs, both my accounts are overdrawn.

As most of you are already aware from my previous post, I have been struggling financially for quite some time due to my welfare benefits being under a review, which is due to my worsening mental health and the UK’s controversial changes to how benefits are assessed and assigned. And at the moment, I'm currently struggling to get by, as I don't get my U.C benefit until the end of the month, and all my previous donations have gone to pay off court fees, to avoid going back to court in June. I am also still awaiting the outcome of my PIP Assessment (April/May 2021 at the latest)

I know this is a huge ask, and I'm completely heartbroken to be asking for help again, but I still desperately need some as I don't have anyone else to turn to and I'm currently bedridden with a UTI/kidney infection.

My bank account is in the negative by -£216.62 & my PayPal is -£89.43!! So my goal to pay these off is £300.

If anyone could spare any amount to help me, even if it’s just £1/$1/€1, it would literally save my life, and sharing definitely helps just as much as donations. Nobody is obligated in any way to donate if they can’t or don’t want to, I know we’re all struggling right now.

£116.48/£300!!

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DEAN WINCHESTER IN EVERY EPISODE:    ▸S01E05 “BLOODY MARY”