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going down the rabbit hole of agatha with rune tattoos

What if…?

In which the Winter Soldier blows up Fury's phone and ops for code over interpretive dance.

See, people who kidnapped Spider-man typically ran up against a problem, eventually- how do you keep him down?

The thing that far too many people know about Spider-man is that he heals fast. Like, really fast. Videos of him taking hits that kill a normal person are everywhere on the internet. Even when he gets hurt, hurt bad, he’s back in the suit within a week. He can take a hit and he can hit back. His well-documented super-strength quickly rends most restraints to shattered pieces. So how do you keep him off his game? How do you keep him?

There’s one thing that everyone needs- mutant, enhanced, basic bitch human- and that’s sleep.

“I’m one of 28 young ballerinas with the Bolshoi. The training is hard but the glory of Soviet culture and the warmth of my parents…my…parents…makes up for….”                                     No. No. That’s not right. “I’m one of 28 Black Widow agents with the Red Room. The training is hard but the glory of Soviet supremacy and the warmth of my parents…all my…parents…makes up for…”

equal rights for women will never truly be achieved until we have more female noir detectives

If your girlfriend's ex wants to visit from Phoenix you do not buy him a plane ticket- A lesson on why exactly that is- featuring chronically-attracted-to-dumbass Bobbi Morse, third-wheeling-his-own-relationship Lance Hunter, and Clint Barton, evil seductress.

And you get a web and you get a web

oh Clinton,,, how I’ve missed you,,,