Been A Really Long Time Since I've Watched Daredevil But I Do Remember Coming Away From It Feeling Like

There was a young man from Peru

Whose limericks stopped at line two

Steve Rogers is a firm believer of museums giving back the artefacts that they stole, not only because he genuinely believes people deserve to have their things back, but also because the Smithsonian refuses to give him back he shit, and if he doesn't get his family recipe book his mother's jacket and his father's hat, god willing he will-

girl help I'm having fic ideas incompatible with the amount of free time I currently have

are all animals dangerous?

every animal has the potential to be dangerous under certain circumstances. for instance, a dog could bite you, a moth could distract a UPS driver into plowing through your living room window, you could inhale and choke on an earthworm.

Natasha post training session 💪

When the war is over.

Did they ever reveal how Captain America was thawed? Because I’m picturing a bunch of Shield agents with hair dryers and I don’t think that’s quite right.

messy but here he is! a request! so if you have any cool hawkeye month prompts send me an ask :D

"What's your name, darling?" "Agent."

everything is cold