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A new “collectibles” store opened near by

I can’t remember all the prices but, the Slimer & the Transformers were about $3000 per piece.

I think the Gremlin was an actual prop ~supposedly~

Not certain if that truly is Justin Timberlake’s “Artist of the Year” award but, I know his last album didn’t chart well so... 😆

The Yoda, BB-8 & ET we’re all to scale & I think the Peter Griffin was a Seth McFarlane original. The Black Panther helmet was signed by Stan Lee & there was another one signed by Michael B. Jordan (next to the ET). The Shepard Fairey prints were signed. All told: if you have a spare 30 grand or so - you can own all these treasures...

This plant belonged to my great grandmother It’s close to a hundred years old. That’s what my Ma told me. Maybe she’s playing a prank on me but, she’s not really the type. Idk... It’s pretty cool tho, huh?

Warning: Braggadocios ravings ahead.

We assembled this gift basket for our car mechanic. Why? Because they are baller af. Remember those guys on NPR, “Cick and Clack”? Bruh, I got me a mechanic just like them. I’ve dragged my car in there on more than one occasion this past year (my partner as well) & every single time it’s been exemplary beyond necessary. It often includes a short lesson on what needed repairing (which includes a detailed rundown including a visual review of all the parts and work etc…)

Last time I brought it in because of an odd combustion smell after fast acceleration (I’m driving a standard because yes, I’m one of those jerkasses) & he drove it himself in an attempt to recreate the situation to help determine the cause. It didn’t happen for him but, then he explains, in great detail, what he believed may have happened. It included a thorough explanation which covered everything from a detailed rundown of engine combustion to catalytic conversion including which metals are used to convert the emissions & how atmospheric temperatures can affect this & so on & so on… Bruh, it was MIT level science being dropped on me.

So, he spent a decent amount of time trying to help me & what did he charge me for this? NOTHING!!!

Bruh, he was like: “just call me if it happens again and we’ll go from there”.

He also checked my compliance bushings because I know there’s a small crack in them and said it would be fine for now unless I wanted to spend a bunch of money on something that can wait. BRUH!!!

I wanted to rave about this but, not in a place where a ton of people would see and ask me if he could do some work for them.

Anyways, he’s busy enough & kinda I wanna keep it a secret.

But, if you find yourself around Scroll & Key and answer me these riddles three…I might just tell you where he may be…

By Steve Schütz

Ann Margret