Ann Margret

René Gruau

Remember when you could “dismiss” ads? Then, it all changed so, I would shitpost the ads b/c after I posted them (for some reason) those particular ads wouldn’t show up on my tl anymore...

Now, I’m too inundated with crazy ass ads that it doesn’t even seem worth it any more. Like, what the hell is up with these

Like, can you imagine waking up in the morning & a thick, fatty piss comes outta ya & yer like “Yes! This magical product worked! Good thing I calmed my tits a couple nights earlier...”

Totally forgot that making flowers bloom super well is one of ET’s special abilities....

Walleyed E.T. can’t phone home but he gonna take us to outer space anyways

It’s been with me since I was 14 or 15 ☺️

“An actual cel from the “One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Bluefish” episode. My dad won it in a silent auction about 20 years ago and gave it to me as a birthday present.” 

-@lslxkdnxickcg