I Really Don’t Understand The Concept Of A “side Piece”. If There’s A Mutual Attraction Between

Canadian Castaway

The best part about this? The street was empty! Like, here we are in this little New England town just chillin’. We’re pretty well vaccinated here but, people still wearing masks, staying outdoors & it’s awesome. Please be safe, get vaccinated, & hang in there...

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The foundation of any solid relationship

No one else seemed interested - I guess we’re just a couple of basic biotches

Found out recently that my 82 yr old father has been vaccinated since October! Turns out he participated in the Pfizer trials like a gosh darn trailblazing warrior. They recently notified him of his status after unsealing the blind study. He said all he felt was a bit of a sore arm but, no adverse side effects. Personally, I cannot wait to get vaccinated & if you have any doubts or reservations... If my octogenarian father can do it, so can you!

Warning: Braggadocios ravings ahead.

We assembled this gift basket for our car mechanic. Why? Because they are baller af. Remember those guys on NPR, “Cick and Clack”? Bruh, I got me a mechanic just like them. I’ve dragged my car in there on more than one occasion this past year (my partner as well) & every single time it’s been exemplary beyond necessary. It often includes a short lesson on what needed repairing (which includes a detailed rundown including a visual review of all the parts and work etc…)

Last time I brought it in because of an odd combustion smell after fast acceleration (I’m driving a standard because yes, I’m one of those jerkasses) & he drove it himself in an attempt to recreate the situation to help determine the cause. It didn’t happen for him but, then he explains, in great detail, what he believed may have happened. It included a thorough explanation which covered everything from a detailed rundown of engine combustion to catalytic conversion including which metals are used to convert the emissions & how atmospheric temperatures can affect this & so on & so on… Bruh, it was MIT level science being dropped on me.

So, he spent a decent amount of time trying to help me & what did he charge me for this? NOTHING!!!

Bruh, he was like: “just call me if it happens again and we’ll go from there”.

He also checked my compliance bushings because I know there’s a small crack in them and said it would be fine for now unless I wanted to spend a bunch of money on something that can wait. BRUH!!!

I wanted to rave about this but, not in a place where a ton of people would see and ask me if he could do some work for them.

Anyways, he’s busy enough & kinda I wanna keep it a secret.

But, if you find yourself around Scroll & Key and answer me these riddles three…I might just tell you where he may be…

Wish I could wink but, I just look like I’m having faces spasms. An ex of mine is soo freaking good at it. Like, it’s so subtle that it takes a second to register that it was intentional. I wish I could do that because it’s the least aggressive flirtation with a stranger. Like, if you saw someone you are attracted to & just gave them a super quick, ultra subtle wink. Nothing aggressive or creepy. No catcalling. No “can I holler” bullshit. Like, a quick *hey - I like your vibe* type of wink & then move on with your day. Dang, I wish I could do that without looking like I’m having a seizure or whatnot.