This Was Right Next To My Driveway

川瀬巴水 Kawase Hasui (1883 – 1957)—

つつじ庭より富士を見る Looking at Mt. Fuji from the azalea garden

My Ma sewed me a new duvet for my comforter:

She had the patch work already made & it was a perfect match. But, wait... there’s a bonus:

It’s denim. That’s right - I’m insane. Not only do I still sleep in a twin sized bed (anything bigger seems excessive for just me and don’t forget - my partner & I sleep in separate bedrooms which is our preference) I actually sleep with a denim duvet. Like a dang maniac!

Anyways, my Ma is an exemplar sew-master & I’m just hoping to learn some of her magical ways.

Sveta Shubina

No one else seemed interested - I guess we’re just a couple of basic biotches

(Artista desconocido)

What he needs is a good defense cause he’s feeling like a criminal & he needs to be redeemed...

Last nite I saw a pharma commercial and the possible side effects included severe diarrhea & increased potential for suicidal thoughts

So, ofc I interpreted it like:

The diarrhea is SO severe that you start to contemplate ending it all.

I am fucking crying rn.

I cannot stop laughing about this!!!

René Gruau