Lslxkdnxickcg - I Am Not A Bot

I still don’t fully understand this stonk market stuff but, as long as it doesn’t affect working people’s 401k then, yeah, fuck those billionaire hedge fund fucks.

I don’t have a 401k or fuck with the stonk market at all. Call me old fashioned, I just got adopted by a doctor (a not for profit public health practitioner) & a nurse (now a ceramic artist) when I was 4 months old. Pretty much that was my lottery win & I’m thankful for that every dang day! Coulda been adopted by some religious zealots but, thank jeebus I was not.

The best part about this? The street was empty! Like, here we are in this little New England town just chillin’. We’re pretty well vaccinated here but, people still wearing masks, staying outdoors & it’s awesome. Please be safe, get vaccinated, & hang in there...

A visitor stopped by this afternoon

Blue Birch Marsh, 2024 by Jef Bourgeau

Okay, so, this is literally me. I have a distinct memory (from when I was about 8) of bringing my portable record player over to my friends house in Yonkers & listening to records that I checked out of our town library. CDs were totally available at that time but, no, I just had to be some weird ass Wes Anderson character. That being said... You haven’t lived until you’ve listened to the Swedish import pressing of Disney’s Jungle Book through a direct drive turntable with a diamond needle at 33 1/3 RPM

LMFAO - I was 8! What is wrong with me?!

Omg hahaha! Bought me a lotto ticket today. Gotta be at least 18 to buy one (18!!!) & I GOT CARDED!!

Cashier: “um... do you have your ID?”

Me: “omfg yes... get ready...”

Cashier: *looks at ID* - “Oh... WOW!”

Ahahahahahaha!!!