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*Enid is casually searching around the room*

Yoko: what’re you looking for?

Enid: My will to live.

*Wednesday walks into the room*

Enid: Oh, there it is.

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The raven and siren sit in the kitchen drinking their tea as they watch Wednesday’s daughter and friend constructing something in the backyard.

Bianca: What are they doing out there?

Wednesday: Oh it’s some science experiment for school.

Bianca: Does it have to involve a lot of fireworks?

Wednesday: It was actually my idea.

Bianca: Of course it was. By the way I was meaning to ask….

Wednesday: Yeah?

Bianca: So she’s your daughter. You and Enid’s?

Wednesday: Correct.

Bianca: How…. how did that happen exactly?

Wednesday: Oh I’m glad you asked. You see-

-Outside-

Wenclair Daughter: LETS LIGHT THIS SUCKER!

Yokovina Daughter: Shouldn’t we be wearing some kind of protective gear or something?!

Wenclair Daughter: Pfftt maybe you can. That’s no fun. Alright, let’s do this. *lights up the fireworks*

-Inside-

Bianca: That’s….. interesting.

Wednesday: Interesting indeed.

Bianca: Was that the same thing with Yoko and Divina’s daughter?

Wednesday: Oh well that’s different. You see they-

*EXPLOSION*

The two run out of the house to check on the girls in the backyard.

Bianca: What happened?!

Wenclair Daughter: It didn’t fly up into the sky.

Yokovina Daughter: It didn’t fly up into the sky.

Wednesday: *shaking her head* I told you you were doing it wrong.

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Yoko, Divina and Enid are filming tiktoks in the road, in the rain.

Wednesday, storming over:

Yoko: Oh shit.

Wednesday: Enid, get out the road, you could get hurt.

Enid: But-

Wednesday: I've got you hot chocolate.

Enid, running up to her: Awh, thank you Wends.

Wednesday, turning to Yoko and Divina: Carry on.

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Wednesday’s Game

Wednesday: Since it’s my turn to host game night, I thought we could do something that’s not board games related.

Enid: This is exciting! Are we digging up buried treasures?!

Bianca: Yeah are we? Why are we all using shovels?

Yoko: And why do we need to wear masks?

Divina: And why do you have an hour glass? Is this a timed game?

Wednesday: It is. I have given you all a map to a certain location in Jericho where you each have to dig up your bodies.

Bianca: Wait….. our bodies?

Wednesday: Yes! When we begin, you all have exactly one hour to go to your spot and dig up your bodies and bring them back here for further instructions.

Yoko: WHAT?! WHAT KIND OF GAME IS THIS?!

Divina: This sounds like a crime!

Enid: Oohhh! I love competitive games!!!

Bianca: Oh god this isn’t worth it. I’m out.

Wednesday: Unfortunately you have to play. I have tipped off the Jericho police to the location of the bodies. And with each of those bodies I have placed evidence that goes back to each of you. If they dig up the bodies, you lose and they’ll probably arrest you. So be quick. Get there first or you lose.

Divina: What the fuck kind of game is this?!

Yoko: This doesn’t sound like a fun game.

Bianca: This is the last time we’re ever going to let you host a game night-

Wednesday flips the hour glass

Wednesday: And the game starts NOW!