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the hufflepuff

Teddy’s sorting as seen by the Marauders

Tonks: He will be a Hufflepuff.

Sirius: Gryffindor.

Tonks: Hufflepuff

Sirius: No!

Tonks: Yes.

Remus: SHUT IT.

Tonks: It’s not my fault if your boyfriend doesn’t understand Teddy will be a Hufflepuff.

Sirius: No he will be–

Remus: *firmly* Padfoot.

Sirius: *obeys like a puppy*

Tonks: See? I–

Remus: You, too. They are at I. Teddy, will be on the stool soon.

James: *grinning* This place will be hell for all of you when Harry’s children get sorted.

Lily: He means it. You should have seen him at Harry’s sorting.

Teddy sits on the stool.

Sirius: *to himself* Come on, say he’s a Gryffindor.

Tonks: *whispering* Hufflepuff. Hufflepuff. Mum raised you right, now come on.

Remus: They are both nuts.

James: Well, you have a type Moony.

Hufflepuff!

Tonks: Teddy YES!

Sirius: Teddy NO!

Lily: *smiling* Did he just–

Remus: *laughing* His hair is purple.

James: *grinning* Look at Minnie, I think she is about to cry.

Sirius: I feel betrayed. James why are you so happy?

James: I mean, uh, I kinda knew he would be a Hufflepuff.

Sirius: *stares*

Lily: It was kind of obvious, Sirius.

Tonks: *stifles her laughter*

Remus: You know the drill Pads, he was raised by Andy after all. She raised Tonks, too. It’s just how it works.

Sirius: Still, a man can hope.

Tonks: I’m sure Weasley and Potter kids will make up for this. 

James: Oh, they will. Don’t worry. The Potter clan will all be in Gryffindor, we got this.

Lily: James!

James: Don’t fight me on this woman. 

Remus: *laughing* I still do think he has a bit of Gryffindor in him. 

Sirius: *excitedly* That’s the spirit.

Remus: But that doesn’t change the fact that I’m proud to have a Hufflepuff son.

Lily: As you should.

James: Now what? We wait another 6 years for James to get sorted?

Tonks: I’m pretty sure Teddy will give us a good amount of mischief until he arrives.

Remus: Of course he will, he’s directly related to a Marauder after all.

Sirius: The most dangerous one to be exact.

Tonks: How?

James: Who do you think was the mastermind of all those pranks Dora?

Tonks: *gesturing to James and Sirius* You two!

Lily: Oh honey, it was Remus. I learned when it was too late, too.

Remus: *grinning* I mostly got away with it, too.

Tonks: We are in for some serious fun then.

Everyone stares at Tonks.

Tonks: *panicking* I mean we are in for some good fun.

Sirius: Yes, we are.

Me after learning another greys character is leaving 😭😭

yo but what if alex lied to everyone and the only thing true is that he’s with izzie. not because he suddenly wanted to be with her or bc she had his kids, but because he’s terminally ill and going to die soon and asked her for help on how to deal with it?

so he wrote those letters to everyone to cope?

does my theory have holes like ‘but he told mer to visit’ or ‘he asked bailey for a recommendation’? yeah it does, but so has the entirety of this season so who really cares at this point?

Just something I noticed

Harry Potter and The Half-Blood Prince, chapter twenty-one ‘The Unknowable Room’;

“‘Ah, no!’ said Ron, staring horror-struck at the parchment. ‘Don’t say I’ll have to write the whole thing out again!’

‘It’s OK, we can fix it,’ said Hermione, pulling the essay towards her and taking out her wand.

‘I love you, Hermione’, said Ron, sinking back into his chair, rubbing his eyes wearily.

Hermione turned faintly pink”

This bit is just adorable. Ron says this almost without thinking, and Hermione gets quite surprised by it, considering that a few days ago, the two were barely speaking to each other.

I can just imagine Hermione being shocked and trying not to freak out, and Harry being like…

It’s happening…

Can anyone else imagine Ronald Weasley discovering fast food restaurants. Like he discovers McDonald’s and all the pies and cookies and sundaes or McFlurrys they have and just going nuts! Or kfc and there chicken and biscuits and stuff like

Fluer: bill look away, i'm hideous

Harry: am i supposed to pretend i didn't just hear that?

Stefan: Hey, Caroline. I made you this

Stefan: It’s a list of all the things I love about you. Happy Valentine’s.

Caroline: Ha, that’s sweet and all but

Caroline: *pulls out a 10000 page book titled “reasons I love Stefan”*

Caroline: You really thought you could outdo me?

SHOUTOUT TO ALL OF OUR FIRST OTPs AND SHIPS: sonny and chad, sam and freddie, kendall and jo, camille and logan, miley and jesse, cody and bailey, alex and mason, justin and juliet, phineas and isabella, kim and ron, lily and oliver, troy and gabriella. FROM ALL OF US DISNEY (and nickelodion) KIDS- THANK YOU FOR OUR INCREDIBLE CHILDHOOD

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Fred and hermione are basically just Jake peralta and Amy Santiago