Sirius: What number am I thinking of?
James, sighing heavily: 420?
Sirius: What? Of course not! I'm not *that* immature! Someone else guess and be serious about it!
Remus: Is it 69?
Sirius: Yeah it's 69.
can i be delusional for while and just pretend it was owen hunt that went off to live on a farm in kansas and that teddy is happy with koracick, amelia’s baby is link’s, and that alex and jo are fine and are adopting a fire station baby
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Donna: Hey Hyde, let's play Fuck, Marry, Kill with me, Jackie and Eric.
Hyde: Fuck Jackie, marry Jackie and kill Kelso.
Donna: No, that's not how-
Kelso: I wasn't even one of these options, what the fuck?
I very much agree
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Davy Jones:I killed you once Turner, I do not fear you
Will:Oh it's not me you're suposed to fear
Davy Jones:What?
Elizabeth:(in the distance) DAVY JONES!
Davy Jones:*looks to see Elizabeth swinging in with a sword in her hand and murder in her eyes*
Elizabeth:YOU KILLED MY HUSBAND!
Will:She's going to fuck you up
Davy Jones:*sighs* I know
Kol was 18 or 19 when he got turned into a vampire davina was like 16 or 17 when they first met there’s hardly an age gap between him and davina and in the new season she’s like 23 anyways if you’re willing to ship delena then you shouldn’t have a problem with them
bath tubs that can’t submerge an entire adult body should be illegal