I Think That Alex Alway Try And Calls Jo Dr. Karev Or Jo Karev Or Josephine Karev Just Because He Can

This is me enjoying my book

Everyone else bugging me and annoying me so I focus on everything but the damn book I’m annoyed as FUCK right now like seriously you’re quiet when I’m not focused on shit and all of a sudden you’re trying to talk to me every 2 seconds

But like on the other hand I love the people that are annoying me so I feel guilty for being annoyed 🥺🥺

I JUST DON'T GET WHY PEOPLE DON'T THINK THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING EVER

*In the Afterlife*

“Ah! Professor Binns! Welcome to the afterlife.”

“...Why am I not at Hogwarts?”

“Er...well, you see we are in the aft-”

“I want to go to Hogwarts”

“But sir-”

“I have a morning class tomorrow”

“Sir we can't-”

“I have an appointment with the headmaster to talk about the Goblin Mutiny of 1546”

“But-but sir, you'll have to be a ghost forever!”

“Did I fucking stutter”

LITTLE GIRL CAME UP TO MY DOOR DRESSED AS A SHARK & I GAVE HER M&MS AND SHE SAID “THANK YOU I LOVE YOU” & HER MOM SAID “YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO SAY HAPPY HALLOWEEN” & THE LITTLE GIRL SAID “SHE GAVE ME NEMNEMS. I LOVE HER”

Some people hate Caroline for breaking the girl code, when she started to date Stefan. I think it’s better she’s dating her ex instead of her former abuser, that’s something what Elena did.

(I know we can say she hooked up with Klaus, but she felt dirty after it and ashamed. Even when they started their friendship in season 5 of TO, she never apologized his crimes and did not start a relationship with him. Elena slut-shammed Caroline for being naive and then raped by Damon just to make her “devil’s tango” (if you watch Alex Meyers, you know what it means) with Damon look less bad than it was. )

foreshadowing done well makes me go feral like there’s NOTHING better than getting to the end a book or an important storyline moment and realising that the author laced information so intricately into their writing that weren’t noticeable upon first read but when you read back sections they’re light giant red flags like wow writing is amazing

Rose and Scorpius.

Ugh the producers are working hard this season

Signs that you might be a Slytherin:

You like to take care of yourself but laziness is your best friend too. One day you have an Instagram make-up on, the next one you go to your classes in your pj’s

Not necessarily an asshole like the cliché; you don’t like injustice and don’t make fun of someone unless they deserve it

You won’t always voice your opinion, but it doesn’t make you a coward. You just know what to say, when to say it, and to whom.

The best strategy: never interrupt your enemy when they’re wrong, you might need that later

You’re this happy-go-lucky kind of person who will always make your friends laugh and be the extrovert one, when deep down you’re hiding your emotions and problems quite well

Cat person

Misunderstood. You might analyze social interactions around you because sometimes you don’t seem to fit in

People can talk shit about you but oh, one finger laid on your friends or family and they’re dead

Black eyeliner, black nail polish, black soul

Halsey (do I need to say more? She’s a genius)

Can read as much as Ravenclaw and if you really put your energy into it, you can be top of your class (but you knaaah, laziness)

Love piercings and tattoos; might have done the first one as a rebellion but then you really got into it. It’s art, to you

Shy around people you don’t know, then you become more confident

Sly smirks

Alternative rock music. Sometimes metal core when you feel like punching someone

harry: lupin, you can't go into battle and abandon your kid just because you want to be just like my dad!

harry: now excuse me while i go die to save everyone, just like my mum.