bath tubs that can’t submerge an entire adult body should be illegal
Amy, at a crime scene with Jake: Anything?
Jake: The guy shops at Costco.
Amy, exasperated: Anything useful?
This is me enjoying my book
Everyone else bugging me and annoying me so I focus on everything but the damn book I’m annoyed as FUCK right now like seriously you’re quiet when I’m not focused on shit and all of a sudden you’re trying to talk to me every 2 seconds
But like on the other hand I love the people that are annoying me so I feel guilty for being annoyed 🥺🥺
I honestly don’t get how some people can hate Josie. She’s always trying to take care of others at her own expense but the second she tries to do something for herself or wants attention for once, she’s labeled a manipulative bitch who’s only nice to people so they’ll take her side? What the fuck? Like god forbid she wants to exist outside of her sister but doesn’t know how to since “take care of Lizzie” has been shoved down her throat her whole life. Some of y’all have never been the invisible one and it really fucking shows.
(antis don’t interact)
I kinda like it, maybe I'll write this later.....
Battle of Hogwarts
2nd May 1998
Raise your wand for the fallen 50
Narcissa: It's dark... I'm scared
Lucius: Don't worry babe I got this
Lucius,stomps his foot on the ground
Lucius' sketchers light up: