Cop Shows Are Like "dammit! We Would Have Caught Babyeater Mike By Now If People Didn't Have Rights,"

 “Santo cielo!” Luigi cried out, laughing as the ghost continued his faithful administration of their usual morning greetings. The Italian did his best to control the beast, hand phasing through the spectral form as he tried to push Polterpup away. “Down, doggy, down! I’m up, I’m up!”

SAME MAN I WAS BEFORE: Chapter 8

Begrudgingly buddies… 👑🤝🐲

This is actually part 1 of 3, because I’ve lost control of my life.

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Anyways, entirely unrelated doodle, luigi ironing him and mario’s clothes please enjoy their littleness.

This...this game isnt even trying to be subtle about its antisemitism. its a whole dogwhistle concert

reblog to send three ghosts after elon musk

is this how you make a cake?

Should go without saying but never date a cop and christ never marry one. Rule of thumb if he's legally untouchable he's ethically unfuckable. You don't like that cop, you like buff men in tight clothing. I can show you more of those, better ones. Take my hand.

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It's either "I must do this thing RIGHT NOW or I'm going to lose it" or "the stars and planets aren't in perfect positions so it'll happen when that happens" and nothing in between.

one thing you need to know about me is that i am constantly having insane galaxy genius ancient greek philosopher level thoughts about everything ever all the time but before leaving my mouth they get filtered through seven layers of autism and come out sounding like a youtube comment made by a nine year old