If By "weird" Relationship U Mean Ty's Dad Is Dead, Yeah

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Like the Saying Goes...- Double Life Ensemble

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Recovery date: December 19th, 2023

Description: The participants are left to ponder double life as they return to their regular lives.

Notes: N/a

Word count: 677

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Tilly death do us part.

Pearl grinned as she tied up another bin chicken in her store. She was convinced Ren was stealing them for eggs, though she didn’t know why. Maybe it was some friendly competition from Gem or Impulse, her neighbors in both business and housing, and she’d find them hanging around her base later

Tilly, he’d made a pun. At the time, she’d been too caught up in panic to catch it but she’d had plenty of time to rethink. Laying in bed at night, restocking, gathering materials, building, Scott’s goodbye wouldn’t leave her head.

Death did them no part.

History does not take kindly to lovers.

Jimmy sits in his explosives shop, hat tilted over his eyes and leaning back in the crates of tnt. It’s much hotter here, and brighter. The terracotta reflects the sun back into his eyes and the heat sticks to the ground, maybe a trip to a more temperate climate was in order.

He’s got a box in his lap, closed and locked. Grian had given him an incredulous look when he’d asked for a clipping of his red string, he’s sentimental like that. It’s tied around a poppy and a spyglass, tucked against the side of the box filled with trinkets and pictures.

They weren’t really lovers, he smiles, but they were close enough for the universe.

It takes two to tango.

Impulse swings his pickaxe down into the stone, breaking out more room for his base. It’s not quiet, he can hear the river outfront and his neighbors arguing. His mind drifted back to being poolside with Bdubs and planning how to break up the other couples.

They’d pulled them apart, planted seeds of doubt, and it would’ve worked if they hadn't underestimated the trust of the other duos. They’d tripped up Scar and gotten cocky, they’d been the ones who tripped over Cleo and Etho.

It takes two to tango, and theirs was the smoothest.

Red at night, sailor’s delight. Red in the morning, sailor’s warning.

Etho is watching the sun rise over the server when Joe makes the comment as everyone enters the tcg arena. Beef wonders if they should move inside incase it rains, Etho finds himself admiring the way the sun sets the world aflame.

He’d done that once, side by side with Joel. The world never stood a chance as they took vengeance for the relation-ship. It was almost ironic how they’d found their end in burning lava. As it starts to rain, he chuckles to himself.

They’d delighted in the red flames burning down the server, but there’d been no rain to save them.

Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer.

Cleo’s balance wavers as they build up their city, and they panic. They throw their weight backwards, falling against the wall and feeling the wind rush out of their rotten lungs. There’s a sharp pain as they collide with the stone, and suddenly they’re back on the diving board.

Martyn had caused them so much pain, and in turn they’d taken so much from him. He’d been their greatest weakness, and they’d let him roam free. They’d angered the witch because he left them.

They made the mistake of letting their enemy walk away, when they really should have kept him close.

History repeats itself.

Scar is paving out more of Scarland’s road when his tower Warden lets out a roar, making him jump. It rings out through his head, merging with that endless echo, and he has to take a second to re-compose himself. Grian comes up to him as he sits on the edge of the flower bed in the roundabout and takes a seat.

Jelly wanders across the road, and suddenly they’re back in the panda sanctuary. They’re bound together once more by Scar’s recklessness. Scar is following his every whim and fancy as Grian desperately tries to keep them alive. In the end, they always find their way back to each other.

They will always find each other, and it will always be their undoing.

Something about how Scar, who was playing all fields in the last episode, ended up teaming with Pearl purely by accident, a situation that was completely, "I was standing next to her when you guys decided to fight and now I guess this is the side I'm on"

and yet he stuck with her until the very end.

Something about how Pearl offers him. Multiple times! That he can kill her to get ten hearts so he can fight Gem. And Scar refuses each time and says "No, we're doing this together."

Something about Pearl reminding him that if she gets the kill, she'll have more hearts than him in the following fight, and apologizing, and Scar saying "That's okay, that's how it goes, you did so well!"

Something about how even when they turn to fight each other, they still have a sense of camaraderie, and Pearl's warning about the Zombie approaching Scar from behind was genuine.

Something about how her death was to fall damage instead of direct weapon damage while Scar was distracted by the zombie.

Something about how a tenuous spur-of-the-moment alliance involving a man who had no friends the whole season ended up being the most loyal ending since 3rd Life.

Something about how Scar is the only victor we did not see die at the end.

Going on holidays but I'm participating in Hideduoweek and making a hideduo fic (with an upload schedule 😭) so.... Yeah that's not gonna be fun to write. I'm never gonna leave my room!

Klance as the Binary Star

(klance 2025!)

Here's a drive link if you want to set it up as a wallpaper!

👉🏼https://drive.google.com/file/d/1FHB1FwBbevv0zF9eVcOpeZLWEAy1fEVB/view?usp=drivesdk

hmm trochę dużo tego

I made the mistake of bingeing a whole new webcomic last night and now not only am I tired I cannot think about anything else it has taken over my brain

anyway go read countdown to countdown the brainrot is real

Asmodeus looked astonished. “You mean—”

“Yes,” said Sammael. “I want to talk about Lucifer.”

yall... YALL...

THEYRE PULLING OUT THE BIG GUNS

LUCIFER REVEAL

ALRIGHT IT’S GEM TIME (slams table so the drinks comically spill)

i’ve seen a lot of people complaining that she said “2v1… you guys are gross!” when she 3v1ed grian and they went after the heart guys

THIS IS AN IMPROV SERIES and literally no one cares about fairness, this is just what gem happened to say at that time and they are ALL FRIENDS

trying to kill grian after he made a trap taking away like FOUR ROWS of her hearts is understandable and yelling to her scotts for help is also a normal reaction!!

the reason why she said it was “gross” was because she didn’t expect pearl to join in! note that she only started saying it when pearl went in to attack.

gem was shocked that pearl, her bestie, would actually help scar and hit her. that was what she found gross, that her own ally would team up with (from her pov) a villain to take HER down.

even if that hadn’t been the case this game is improv and i will NOT hear another word of hate on gem