When The Lyrics You've Been Mishearing Are More Clever Than What's Actually In The Song

its the first fucking scene of the whole 177 episodes show and they are already gazing into each other's eyes

alright so Pangur got her claw stuck while rolling over in bed, and then just GAVE UP, which led to her being horizontally flattened in a way that gives her impossible girth and...... I'll share, but just know that it's an optical illusion. please. I swear to god she's a healthy weight. I mean, a little chubby, but not like this.

why don't you go "lay siege" to some bitches?

the france is bacon story lives in my head rent-free

ANDREW KREISS - IDENTITY V

reasoning: he has a boyfriend

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Happy 15th anniversary of what is technically Vriska Serket's first on-panel appearance.

i explained the concept of freaking it to my 15,000 year old grandfather and he remained motionless within the glacier

*eminem voice* *falls into a hole in a sewer grate before saying anything*

they should make a skin picking that’s good for you

doyou think you could rob an empath by holding yourself at gunpoint.

woah