Jesse? Yes, Jesse.

Random thought:

Loki and Mobius find a hurt stray cat. It's agressive, bites, doesn't trust anyone, etc. But Mobius insists on taking it in, and Loki gives in.

None of them has ever had an actual pet before, but they try. They let the cat hide when they get home and don't pressure it to come out. They get food and water and leave it close by.

Mobius is the one who gets the cat's trust first though, and it's actually kind of sudden? One day Loki gets home and the little hairball is just curled up in Mobius's lap.

He's actually kind of impressed.

"What did you do?"

"Nothing specific. I guess the poor thing just needed to feel safe."

"This 'poor thing' has bitten and scratched both of us several times."

"Scared animals do that, Loki. Not very different from people."

A small moment of silence, and suddenly Mobius is smirking, and Loki knows exactly where this is going.

"You know, now that I think about it..."

"Don't."

"I guess I just have experience with hurt and scared little things who act like they're angry when they just need care."

"Don't you dare compare me to this creature."

"I wasn't going to, but hey, you said it."

"I hate you."

Proof in what we all know is the true canon

Socks??

Everyone wait. Please.

Is there socks in Star Wars?

Can someone please direct me to proof that there are socks being worn in star wars? Written reference, screenshots, blurry pictures of comics you have the name of, anything anywhere?? Because I got nothing and I may be a tad lost and confused?

Reposting this because I lost the og post

angel dust: are you a coke or pepsi guy ?

husk: coke

angel dust: oh thank god. i couldn’t date a pepsi guy

husk: what ? so if i gave you the world, but i drank pepsi, you wouldn’t date me ?

angel dust: yeah exactly

husk: *shocked, but laughing*

angel dust: no because what if we had kids ? and then you raised them to be pepsi people ? that’s, like, abuse. can’t raise pepsi kids

You may think I'm cool, but did you know that I don't have a driver's License and am scared of learning to drive

mmbleh (in a good way)

but seriously between more PnF, the Percy Jackson show, and the Puss in Boots movie, its like I’m getting slapped in the face with my childhood (again, in a good way)

@ the phineas and ferb fandom : how are we feeling?

this sucks so bad i need to (remembers suicide jokes only make my mental health worse) join a secret society revolving around elaborate eye motifs, literature and also fire-fighting

Why.

I swear im gonna do something, i dont even know what but i just feel ready to explode. I was reading SW fanfic as i tend to do, Darth Vader enters the scene, and quietly in the back of my mind, I realize i hear the imperial march.

I pause to snort at my brain’s silly antics, when i’m struck with the realization that I do this 

every.

single.

time.

And I can’t not. Every fucking time vader does one of his dramatic entrances. I can’t not hear a ‘dun, dun, dun, dun DUH DUN dun DUH DUN’ AND IM SO FUCKING MAD WHY DO BRAINS WORK LIKE THIS

Anyways sorry if I accidentally revealed this cursed knowledge in your subconscious.

to anyone who needs a hug right now, I've imbued this post with a hug. in other words after I wrote this post I hugged my phone for 5 minutes, so that energy should cover about 5,000 people

I fecking love huskerdust