M-p-lebrush - Untitled And Incoherent

I love lego horizon’s silly outfits. We should add them to the original games so we can absolutely ruin serious plot moments like this 🍌

Going to reblog because it's around Hogswatch.

Just gonna casually share this Youtube link to the full miniseries adaptation of The Hogfather bc everyone should watch it

They both work Overtime, even if they appear to be lazy.

they would be good friends and nobody can change my mind

Do you have any advice on drawing hair? How do you make it so weightless and floofy?

Shapes!!

medic from team fortress two PLEASE

Verdict: Naughty list!

The Medic from Team Fortress 2 is on the naughty list! He will receive coal on Christmas!

Removing 2 inches from the island would be the least weird thing in the latter half of Lost.

My sister and I were watching Lost but not paying a ton of attention and then suddenly the TV is like "Okay so we're going to have to remove two inches from the width of the island" and we both like snap our heads up like woah we were literally just dealing with a time travel problem why do we need to make the island a little smaller now? But it turns out the dog had laid down on the remote and turned it to Property Brothers so like bad news for whoever's kitchen they're designing but good news i guess for the Lost people for not having to shrink the island

First family dinner back in Ithaca

Penelope: Want some pork for dinner, Darling?

Odysseus (gagging): No, Beloved. I don't think I'll ever look at a pig the same way.

Telemachus: Ooh! Dad, how about some bee-

Odysseus (terrified): No! Don't even finish that suggestion! (Whispering) He'll hear you.

(Penelope and Telemachus look at one another with concern)

Penelope: Well, we also have some fish.

Odysseus: Perfect!

(Odysseus proceeds to stab it as violently as possible)

Telemachus:...Mom, was he like this before or...?

Penelope (swooning): No, but I'm into it.

It's beautiful.

Work in progress

If you have an international accent, you can more easily adopt the stronger versions of insults. This has to happen naturally because otherwise you come across as a muppet, and not the felt kind.

bastard sounds great in an irish accent. if an irish person calls you a 'daft bastard' it just feels right

the welsh have the monopoly on things ending in hell. fuckin hell and bloody hell hit different in a welsh accent. its like music to my ears

the scots have piss and shite for sure. "its pishin it doon out there" "this is a load of shite" absolute poetry

if i may speak for the english i think we do penis related words very well. dickhead, knobhead, bellend, etc.

and for all the shit we give them, you gotta admit that no one can deliver a 'goddamn' quite like an american. theres a certain weight to it that you just cant achieve in other accents. when an american says goddamn you know shit just got real