... Nuh Uh :[

boyfriend asked what i was doing, told him i was editing a picture, boyfriend asked "is it something like house stretched out with the words 'menstrual blood' on it or some shit?", boyfriend was wrong, boyfriend was also onto something this goes hard

Odysseus: And then I said "I'm so glad we could see...EYE to EYE!" Hahaha.

Odysseus: Get it? 'Cause he's a Cyclops?! Hahahahaha!

Penelope: 🙂🙂🙂

Telemachus: 😳😳😳

Odysseus: And then he smashed my best friend's head in! Hahahahahaha!

Telemachus: Mom, is Dad broken?

Penelope: Maybe a little bit, sweetie.

Odysseus: I still hear his voice! Hahahaha!

Antinous: None of us can string the bow, its clearly a Rigged Challenge! Make a different Challenge! Penelope: Skill issue. Antinous: I am serious, a different challenge now. Penelope: Fine, battle to the death. The last Suitor alive is the only one worthy of being by my side. Antinous: What kind of psychopath would agree to that? Odysseus: (Stabbing him in the back) Bet

like the first rule of cooking is to have fun and be yourself and the first rule of baking is to stay calm because the dough can sense fear

There’s something to be said, that even after twenty years, Penelope looks out the window, sees a storm, and says, ah yes, that must be my darling husband, pissing off the gods.

PSA for Switch owners

The latest 11.0 update means that Google Analytics is a thing on the switch and turned on. What that means is that Nintendo has a deal with Google to share with them your data for advertisement purposes.

To turn it off

go to the eShop

go to your profile where your funds and account info is

go down to the bottom of the page

there you will see “Google Analytics Preferences”

select the Change

select “Don’t Share”

Please spread the word. Really shitty of Nintendo to just quietly start allowing Google to spy on users for advertising.

Obligatory redraw of Live Telemachus Reaction