Joined The Marauders Fandom As A Way To Hate On JK Rowling, But One Year Later I’m Actually Invested?????

no words can explain how much I love this. Also, no I don’t think opening the briefcase would be a smart idea…

EPIC but minivan

Help.

I'm trapped on a road trip w/ a bunch of people from college. We're in a minivan, which is as nice as it sounds (I have no leg room and it smells like ass). It's been rough, we were all starving so we stopped at a gas station - I just wanted a fucking granola bar - but then one of our friends straight up got snatched and now everyone's just sitting awkwardly because we definitely left someone behind at the gas station but no one knows what TF to do. Bro and we barely got any food -

We've been trapped in stop and go traffic for the last three hours. THREE HOURS. We've nearly died so many times.

But okay, this is where it gets weird because the driver takes a random exit and we end up in this rich ass neighborhood. I know this guy, he's my buddy, he's usually a good driver and like pretty responsible. But he straight up parked the car, told us all to stay out, and walked into this fancy house???? Then bro came back, handed me a black briefcase and said: "Do not open it. It's the only we we're gonna get home".

And the he spent the next NINE HOURS checking on me in the rearview mirror to make sure I haven't fucked with his briefcase... like HELLO? Wtf did he just hand me!?

So now we're like 10 minutes from home, the roads are clear, and I stg I think I'm holding a briefcase full of cash. I low key feel like this is drug money. I don't know what's going on anymore. Send help: do I open the briefcase?

Introducing my friend to EPIC and if they end up hating Eurylochus then I’m making a power point presentation explaining why they shouldn’t

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Pls interact with this post if you’re into marauders AND ride the cyclone 😔😔 I have a weird au in mind, and I’m wondering if it’s worth posting lol

Introducing my friend to EPIC and right after ‘Keep Your Friends Close And Your Enemies Closer’ they just immediately went, ‘It was Eurylochus.’ BRUH I THINK MY FRIEND IS THE PROPHET WITH THE ANSWERS WE SEEK 😭🙏🙏🤠🤠🤠

WAIT I CAN POST PICS NOW LETS GOOOOOOOOO

ACTUALLY TWEAKING OUT WHY ISNT TUMBLR LETTING ME POST PICTURES 😭😭😭😭😭

Reblog to give your period cramps to Elon Musk

Unlike anyone you have faced before…

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Let's see if we can get through all of Epic the musical

I'll go first

Alright, my brothers, listen closely

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Thinking about the Hotel Valhalla gang actually looking like raggedy spooky scary ghosts but the glamour makes them look normal. Like. How fucking sick would that be?!?!?! [ ik that it’s mentioned in book one that magnus looked spotless but eh lemme just throw it out the window ]