ACTUALLY TWEAKING OUT WHY ISNT TUMBLR LETTING ME POST PICTURES 😭😭😭😭😭

no words can explain how much I love this. Also, no I don’t think opening the briefcase would be a smart idea…

EPIC but minivan

Help.

I'm trapped on a road trip w/ a bunch of people from college. We're in a minivan, which is as nice as it sounds (I have no leg room and it smells like ass). It's been rough, we were all starving so we stopped at a gas station - I just wanted a fucking granola bar - but then one of our friends straight up got snatched and now everyone's just sitting awkwardly because we definitely left someone behind at the gas station but no one knows what TF to do. Bro and we barely got any food -

We've been trapped in stop and go traffic for the last three hours. THREE HOURS. We've nearly died so many times.

But okay, this is where it gets weird because the driver takes a random exit and we end up in this rich ass neighborhood. I know this guy, he's my buddy, he's usually a good driver and like pretty responsible. But he straight up parked the car, told us all to stay out, and walked into this fancy house???? Then bro came back, handed me a black briefcase and said: "Do not open it. It's the only we we're gonna get home".

And the he spent the next NINE HOURS checking on me in the rearview mirror to make sure I haven't fucked with his briefcase... like HELLO? Wtf did he just hand me!?

So now we're like 10 minutes from home, the roads are clear, and I stg I think I'm holding a briefcase full of cash. I low key feel like this is drug money. I don't know what's going on anymore. Send help: do I open the briefcase?

I love the trans Telemachus au/headcanon because there's two ways it could go and both are equally funny:

- either he transitions while Ody is at war/at sea and then a god (probably Hermes) just goes to him and tells him "hey you actually have a son. Yeah, he transtioned. His name is Telemachus"

- OR he's transfem and comes out to both his parents after they reunite and then Ody's like "damn, that siren was actually right?????"

me, posting stuff for over 7 different fandoms at random all on the same blog:

jegulily community where are you??

Introducing my friend to EPIC and right after ‘Keep Your Friends Close And Your Enemies Closer’ they just immediately went, ‘It was Eurylochus.’ BRUH I THINK MY FRIEND IS THE PROPHET WITH THE ANSWERS WE SEEK 😭🙏🙏🤠🤠🤠

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

SOME SUGARSPACEDOLLS HEADCANONS

• They all have matching pjs they wear for sleepovers. (They all wear bunny onesies with their own accessories to add on to them)

• All got diagnosed with moderate to severe depression and they make Jokes about it to cope

• All three of them have extremely decorative and colorful lockers with silly sayings like “The only good food comes from the girl next to my locker” -Ricky

• Their ideal date hangouts are Constance’s house because the Blackwoods are extremely nice and there’s magically always food. Score.

• They all have different ways of showing affection. Constance shows affection by gifts, Penny shows affection by “deep” and “insane” very fast paced compliments, And Ricky shows affection through physical touch (He loves to receive it back, too!)

• Ricky often has glitter all over his body. (Because they all thought it’d be a good idea to give his crutches a little bit of magic. (Magic means random art stuff and especially glitter, nothing wrong with glitter!)

• They all need some time alone, not because they don’t like each other, but they all need their “me” time

• They all practice for choir concerts together. They practiced more together then with the other kids (AKA ocean)

• Penny has a self made doll collection with 50 percent of the dolls coming from Constance and Ricky. There’s dolls made of bags, straws, cardboard, aluminum, etc.

• They all don’t like 2 partners projects. So, they made a rotating schedule to keep things fair.

(That’s all for now! I hope you enjoyed!)

DOES ANYONE WANT TO HEAR ABT MY AUTISTIC FRANK ZHENG HEADCANONS

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