Asra picking up a call: hello?
Julian calling Asra: I need help, it’s MC
Asra: what’s wrong!?
Julian: well, ever since they got their memories back, they’ve been saying strange things
Asra: what kinds of things?
Julian: well once they yelled about a potion bottle being empty, and then they threw it across the room screaming “yeet”??
Asra: … Jul-
Julian: and another time we were at the market and they screamed “fuck yo chicken strips”?? and they’ve also been doing this weird motion with their arms and calling it a dab?? do you think Lucio is trying to possess them or-
Asra: calm down Julian, I think I know what’s wrong
Julian close to crying: what is it!?
Asra: I think they have Ligma
Julian: Ligma?? I’ve never heard of that, what is it!?
Asra: lig-ma-nuts!!
MC who has been listening in behind julian: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Julian: *SCREAMS*
Hades: *Accidentally steps on Cerberus's tail*
Cerberus: *Sad puppo yip*
Hades:
Zeus: says ‘my man’ after every sentence, regardless of the gender
Poseidon: sprays his gatorade bottle at people who are being mean to him
Hades: says ‘I wanna die’ at any mild inconvenience
Hera: rants about the girls that are mean to her
Demeter: threatens to break into her friends houses if they forget to pack a lunch
Hestia: hugs everyone for no apparent reason
Apollo: draws all over tests and folders
Artemis: rants about feminism
Athena: smacks people with books, usually for them being mildly irritating
Aphrodite: “here’s” *tap* “the motherfucking” *tap tap tap* “tea” *tap*
Ares: says “fight me” at random times for no reason
Hephaestus: gives everyone disapproving looks while quietly watching them from afar
Hermes: runs fucking everywhere. like, we have to go to the other side of the gym which would take 20 seconds of walking? let’s fucking sprint bois
Dionysus: pationately rants about how drugs should be legal
John in his white ‘Headlong’ shirt, 1991 (Innuendo)
warmup doodles from twitter
Lucifer: What's this?
Hades: My to-do list
Lucifer: It's my name written a hundred times. . .
Hades: . . . ;)
Roger: *does that thing with his voice*
Freddie: I hate you, bitch
John: Can you do me a small favor?
Freddie: I’d literally die for you, but go on.
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