John: Can You Do Me A Small Favor?

Spot the difference *impossible*

Aphrodite: You can't buy happiness!

Hades: Clearly you don't have enough money to buy a dog.

All different stages of Brian. From childhood to elderly.

Poseidon : Can I get a waffle?

Zeus : *hands slammed on table* YOU HAVE TO STOP IGNORING YOUR FEELINGS HADES

Hades : I DO WHAT I WANT ZEUS

Poseidon : … can i please get a waffle?

Hades: Since we’re going to Alaska for a while, i’ve left all of you a complimentary bowl of advice.

Hades, picking one piece of paper out of the bowl: For instance, “Theo, stop doing that” just applies to everything.

he’s beauty

he’s grace

he’s fuckin dancing all over the place

Hades to Akin

Hades- You're bast- husband sneezed earlier and I accidently said "Shut the fuck up," instead of "bless you,".

Akin- How do you accidently say shut the fuck up?

Hades: Ow! A paper cut!

Hades: …Death is all around me…

Thanatos: *looks up from reading* what did you say buddy?

Artemis: Apollo kept trying to sacrifice me last night. He would just yell out “VIRGIN SACRIFICE!!” And then throw me into a circle of men