Poseidon : Can I Get A Waffle?

Poseidon: dude, you’re never picky with who you hook up with. Have a little dignity

Zeus: nah man, hook ups are like Pokémon, gotta catch ‘em all

Asclepius and his father. (Part 4)

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Zeus: Ooh! Would you like I spot of T E A, Poseidon?

Poseidon: Well yes I wO Uld, Zeus!

Zeus: And what about yo u, Hades?

Hades: Y e as I certainly would!

Zeus: Well would you like Oolong or Earl Grey??

Hades: Ouh you know I only like black tea, Zeus!

Hera, somewhere in the distance watching them having their tea party: What the fuck...

“In only seven days” by John Deacon, 1974

Hermes: how drunk is Dionysus? He just left me a voicemail as batman

💖 for everyone who is confuse, this is John Deacon drawing (yes I know he doesn’t look like him, but it is)

Roger: Can you at least try to see this from my perspective?

John: * crouches down *

Brian: * Gets on the knees*

Roger: I hope you both die.

Zeus: For future reference, singing “eye of the tiger” outside my door while I’m having sex makes me extremely uncomfortable

Athena: apparently not uncomfortable enough to stop

Poseidon: yes, I'm a douche. But I'm a high quality douche

Aphrodite: You can't buy happiness!

Hades: Clearly you don't have enough money to buy a dog.