Aphrodite: You Can't Buy Happiness!

Persephone: Well at least Hades’s a gentleman. A gentleman satanist

Apollo: [to Hades and Cerberus] Alright, Shaggy and Scooby, you take the sinks, I’ll check the cabinets, and, Velma, you get the spooky-looking fridge.

Athena: What?! Why do I get this...dubious-looking device?

Apollo: Because only Velma would say ‘dubious device.’ Velma gets the spooky fridge.

Hades: Who does that make you, Apollo? Fred?

Apollo: Bitch, I’m Daphne.

Greek Gods As Things I’ve Said

Zeus: I may be a whore, but I am a whore with power.

Hera: Denial and homicide- my two favorite coping mechanisms.

Hades: The fact that you all haven’t realized that I am probably going to be your landlord in hell is sad.

Poseidon: The ocean is full of plastic, just like the world is full of idiots.

Hestia: Ah, home. Mine constantly feels like it’s on fire, especially when it actually is on fire.

Demeter: Eat your goddamn grains you whore.

Aphrodite, screaming: JINGLE BALLS, YOUR DAD’S SMALL, I SUCKED DICK LAST NIGHT-

Ares: I’m not saying violence is the answer but if these math problems were people they’d be dead already.

Apollo: At least we have music and memes to dull the pain that is our existence.

Artemis: I don’t want your number you stupid male I want to hunt you down and end you in the woods because it contributes to the mood, now fuck off.

Dionysus: Wish I could just run off in the woods and rip people apart and get nasty.

Hermes: The future is meaningless but the thievery is now.

Hephaestus: If hitting it with a hammer doesn’t fix it, you’re not hitting it hard enough.

Athena: I have come to the conclusion that I will be alone simply for the fact that everybody else is fucking stupid.

Persephone: Fuck you mom, you make my life more like hell than actual hell.

Hermes: I’ll be there in 5 minutes. If not, read this again

John: I’ve been dropping him the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response.

Brian: Wow. He sounds stupid.

John: But he’s not. He is really smart actually. Just dense.

Brian: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey! I like you!”

John: I guess you’re right…

John: Hey, Brian! I like you.

Brian: See? Just say that!

John: You can’t be fucking serious?

Brian: If that flies over his head then, sorry Deaky, but he is too dumb for you.

John: ...

freddie : i dropped 35 pounds in like a month, just by cutting out beer.

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roger : giving up beer must have been hard.

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freddie : not really. i just replaced it with vodka.

Genie: I shall grant you three wishes.

Hades: I wish my dog could talk!

Genie: Done!

Hades, patting Cerberus: Hey, buddy, you've got two wishes!

roger, running in : fred, i just heard! is it true that paul is terribly ill?

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freddie : you sound so hopeful.

1975/queen first visit to 🇯🇵

▷ It’s a detailed explanation from here.

Reading the leisurely person!👺 ▶︎ I’ll explain the aspects that everyone has! 🤗

▷ Freddie👉天狗👺（A tengu） 
…………..> A long-nosed goblin😈 Tengu is a legendary creature that is said to be a god or a youkai passed down in Japan. ▶︎

Roger👉般若（A mask of a female demon（Hannya）） 
………> The face of a woman with jealousy and grudge…😱 And It is a word expressing “wisdom” in Sanskrit. ▷

Brian👉ひょっとこ（A distorted male mask（Hyottoko）） 
………> It means “God to protect the fire”. In Japan it is often used for festivals and others.🤗 ▶︎

John👉翁（Old manmask（Okina）） ………> It is regarded as the face nearest to God or face of God, celebrating longevity.👴 It seems to be the most gentle in the mask.

roger : *sneezes*

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freddie : hey everyone, roger sneezes like a girl!

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roger : tHEN HOW ABOUT I POUND YOU LIKE A BOY that didn’t sound right-

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freddie : no no, continue.