Roger, Running In : Fred, I Just Heard! Is It True That Paul Is Terribly Ill?

Hades: I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!

💖 for everyone who is confuse, this is John Deacon drawing (yes I know he doesn’t look like him, but it is)

LO99 Thanksgiving part 3

Hecate: Happy Thanksgiving, sir. This year, I'm more thankful than ever to have you as my boss.

Hades: And I'm thankful for the low price of gasoline.

Thanatos: And I'm thankful for the friendship-

Hades: I think there's been a misunderstanding. There's no time for everyone to have a turn.

Thanatos: But I'm the only one that didn't get to-

Hades: Thanatos.

Roger: People who are dating freak me out. They always know what the other one is-

Freddie: Thinking?

Roger: Yeah. And they’re always finishing each other’s-

Freddie: Sentences?

Roger: Exactly. It’s creepy.

Dionysus: when was the last time you got laid?

Hermes: when was the last time you came home sober?

Dionysus: touché

hades: who's a good demonic guardian of hell? WHO'S a good demonic guardian of hell?

cerberus: ???????????????

hades: you are!

cerberus: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Abel: Hey Theo, what time is it?

Theo: I don’t know, pass me the recorder

Theo: *plays the recorder loudly*

Hades: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE RECORDER AT 2AM?

Theo: It’s 2am

Thanatos, at 3am: Wait, so if I'm Death, capital D, and I collect souls, will I die eventually?

Thanatos: Do I like, collect my own soul?

Thanatos: How does that even work?!! Do I look in the mirror and go, "I've come to collect you!" or am I actually immortal?

Thanatos: Will I be the only one alive? Because I can't collect my own soul?!! Will I be alone?!

Hades: Thanatos, please go to bed.

Ares: Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...

Me n my friends summoning Satan to get free tuition