Hades: I'm Owning This Being A Social Human Being Thing Tonight!

Queen as four elements (fire, water, earth and air)

Hades: *mumbling* I like you

Lucifer: What?

Hades: I SAID I LIKE SNIFFING GLUE

Thanatos, at 3am: Wait, so if I'm Death, capital D, and I collect souls, will I die eventually?

Thanatos: Do I like, collect my own soul?

Thanatos: How does that even work?!! Do I look in the mirror and go, "I've come to collect you!" or am I actually immortal?

Thanatos: Will I be the only one alive? Because I can't collect my own soul?!! Will I be alone?!

Hades: Thanatos, please go to bed.

Roger: Can you at least try to see this from my perspective?

John: * crouches down *

Brian: * Gets on the knees*

Roger: I hope you both die.

freddie : it’s saint patrick’s day. the holiday of my people.

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brian : you’re not Irish.

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freddie : binge drinkers.

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roger, from across the room : aMEN!

Roger: *does that thing with his voice*

Freddie: I hate you, bitch

Hermes: Putting 'uwu' at the end of a sentence makes that sentence cute and unharmful.

Aphrodite: I love you uwu

Hephaestus: I just got food uwu

Ares: I'm gonna murder you uwu

Hephaestus: Please don't do that uwu

Ares: No promises uwu

Persephone: *yawns*

Hades: I guess being pretty is tiring?

Persephone: You must be exhausted then.

Hades:

Hades: *intensely blushing*