Maboon12 - ONCE UPON A GREEK

Genie: I shall grant you three wishes.

Hades: I wish my dog could talk!

Genie: Done!

Hades, patting Cerberus: Hey, buddy, you've got two wishes!

Lucifer: What's this?

Hades: My to-do list

Lucifer: It's my name written a hundred times. . .

Hades: . . . ;)

Persephone: Just made a secret hand shake with my husband's dog. Boredom at its finest.

Thanatos: Here you are, Lord Hades. A nice hot cup of coffee.

Hades: It's cold.

Thanatos: Nice cup of coffee.

Hades, drinks it: It's not even nice.

Thanatos: Cup of coffee.

Hades: I'm not even sure this is coffee.

Thanatos: Cup.

Freddie: [is nagging about something Roger did]

Roger’s mind as he nods along: bow Chika bow wow that’s what my baby says, mow mow mow and my heart starts pumping, Chika Chika choo wow never gonna stop, gitchee gitchee goo means that I love you

Poseidon: I was put on this earth to do one thing

Hades, disinterested: oh?

Poseidon: Yeah. Luckily, I forgot what it was so now I can do whatever I want

It looks like someone hurts John and the boys came to the showdown

Hades: Dude, chill patience is a virtue

Ares: WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE? WHY CAN’T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?

therapist: and what do we say when someone upsets us?

hades: i’m going to send your soul to the fields of punishment for eternal torture?

therapist: no.

Roger: If there’s gonna be a big dramatic scene, wait till I get back.

Freddie: Of course, I can’t flip this table by myself.