Roger: If There’s Gonna Be A Big Dramatic Scene, Wait Till I Get Back.

Alternative responses to ''I love you''

Abraxas: Who doesn’t

Diao Chan: Thanks

Bahamut: I know

Tyr: *finger guns*

Byakko: A horrible decision, really

Uriel: *laughs nervously*

Chronos: why

Lucifer: I’m sorry

Hades: *laughs hysterically*

Thanatos fixes the broken copy machine.

Thanatos: There's something I'd like to show you, boss. “Thanatos. crushed. it." It works!

Hades: I've never been more proud of you for anything in your life.

Thanatos: I mean, I've collected a lot of souls for you.

Hades: And yet death has continued.

Lucifer: Imagine if someone handed you a box of all the thing you’d lost over the years

Abel: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thanks for finding this!

Hades: My will to live! I haven’t seen this in 15 years!

Cain: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!

Theo: Mental stability, my old friend!

Lucifer: …could you guys lighten up a little?

Same fucking energy

he’s beauty

he’s grace

he’s fuckin dancing all over the place

Hades: Since we’re going to Alaska for a while, i’ve left all of you a complimentary bowl of advice.

Hades, picking one piece of paper out of the bowl: For instance, “Theo, stop doing that” just applies to everything.

Ares: Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.

Persephone: WOKE UP NOT GETTING CHEATED ON

Persephone: some of these girls can’t relate. yikes.

Hades: period.

Cerberus: DAD DAD LOOK MOM GAVE US A FLOWER CROWN

Hades: That’s great but you know she’s not your mom right?

Cerberus: YAY OKAY DAD WHATEVER BY THE WAY MOM SAYS HI.

Thanatos, texting Hades: Are we still on for today?

Hades: Yes. You don't need to text me this every morning.

Hades: We are still "on" for work every day, Monday-Sunday.