Ares: Let's Do Something Tonight. I Feel Like Setting Things On Fire.

roger : if the earth is flat, then explain why my life has been going downhill constantly.

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brian : no that’s not-

Hades to Akin

Hades- You're bast- husband sneezed earlier and I accidently said "Shut the fuck up," instead of "bless you,".

Akin- How do you accidently say shut the fuck up?

Hades: Dude, chill patience is a virtue

Ares: WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE? WHY CAN’T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?

From “Soft Spoken Spells: Poems for Your Inner Witch” by Nichole McElhaney

Dionysus: when was the last time you got laid?

Hermes: when was the last time you came home sober?

Dionysus: touché

Genie: I shall grant you three wishes.

Hades: I wish my dog could talk!

Genie: Done!

Hades, patting Cerberus: Hey, buddy, you've got two wishes!

Hades: Wi-Fi went down for five minutes, so I had to talk to my family, they seem like nice people.

Roger: Deaky, the big question is, does Brian like you? Cause if he doesn’t like you then this is all a moo point.

John: A moo point?

Roger: You know, like a cow’s opinion. It doesn’t matter, it’s moo.

John: Have I been living with you too long, or did that just make sense?

and persephone is back to getting dicked down by hades in the underworld