Hades To Akin

Hermes: how drunk is Dionysus? He just left me a voicemail as batman

myths series  ♆  Greek mythology

╙  Hades

Zeus: For future reference, singing “eye of the tiger” outside my door while I’m having sex makes me extremely uncomfortable

Athena: apparently not uncomfortable enough to stop

Pt. 1 of some backgrounds I made! Feel free to use them!

Pt. 2: https://sarahsspirits.tumblr.com/post/171280697707/pt-2-of-the-backgrounds-i-made-enjoy💕—Pt. 3: https://sarahsspirits.tumblr.com/post/171309650392/pt-3-of-the-theoi-backgrounds-thanks-for-the

Hades: I’m the sand guardian, guardian of the sand.

Zeus: POSEIDON QUIVERS BEFORE HIM!

Poseidon: *starts to walk towards them*

Hades: FUCK OFF!

Aphrodite: Ares just told me that I make him happier than drugs. That’s some serious shit right there

therapist: and what do we say when someone upsets us?

hades: i’m going to send your soul to the fields of punishment for eternal torture?

therapist: no.

Persephone: *yawns*

Hades: I guess being pretty is tiring?

Persephone: You must be exhausted then.

Hades:

Hades: *intensely blushing*

💖 for everyone who is confuse, this is John Deacon drawing (yes I know he doesn’t look like him, but it is)