Therapist: And What Do We Say When Someone Upsets Us?

Thanatos, at 3am: Wait, so if I'm Death, capital D, and I collect souls, will I die eventually?

Thanatos: Do I like, collect my own soul?

Thanatos: How does that even work?!! Do I look in the mirror and go, "I've come to collect you!" or am I actually immortal?

Thanatos: Will I be the only one alive? Because I can't collect my own soul?!! Will I be alone?!

Hades: Thanatos, please go to bed.

my fashion icon

Cerberus: DAD DAD LOOK MOM GAVE US A FLOWER CROWN

Hades: That’s great but you know she’s not your mom right?

Cerberus: YAY OKAY DAD WHATEVER BY THE WAY MOM SAYS HI.

“In only seven days” by John Deacon, 1974

Aphrodite: Ares just told me that I make him happier than drugs. That’s some serious shit right there

Poseidon: I was put on this earth to do one thing

Hades, disinterested: oh?

Poseidon: Yeah. Luckily, I forgot what it was so now I can do whatever I want

John: I’ve been dropping him the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response.

Brian: Wow. He sounds stupid.

John: But he’s not. He is really smart actually. Just dense.

Brian: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey! I like you!”

John: I guess you’re right…

John: Hey, Brian! I like you.

Brian: See? Just say that!

John: You can’t be fucking serious?

Brian: If that flies over his head then, sorry Deaky, but he is too dumb for you.

John: ...

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All different stages of Brian. From childhood to elderly.