All Different Stages Of Brian. From Childhood To Elderly.

Persephone: Just made a secret hand shake with my husband's dog. Boredom at its finest.

Hermes: how drunk is Dionysus? He just left me a voicemail as batman

Hades: Ow! A paper cut!

Hades: …Death is all around me…

Thanatos: *looks up from reading* what did you say buddy?

“About 1969, I opened a stall in Kensington Market, which was one of the hippest places in London. I used to run it with this bloke, Freddie, who I knew because he regularly came to see Smile, the band Brian and I were in at the time. Me and Fred used to sell old Edwardian clothes and scarves that he picked up from various nefarious dealers. Back then, I didn’t really know him as a singer—he was just my mate. My crazy mate! If there was fun to be had, Freddie and I were usually involved.” - Roger Taylor 

Zeus: Hades, thank you for agreeing to see me.

Hades: I didn't. You just walked in here and started talking.

Persephone: I know it was you because you’re the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup

Hades: …soup is delicious

From “Soft Spoken Spells: Poems for Your Inner Witch” by Nichole McElhaney

Lucifer: Imagine if someone handed you a box of all the thing you’d lost over the years

Abel: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thanks for finding this!

Hades: My will to live! I haven’t seen this in 15 years!

Cain: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!

Theo: Mental stability, my old friend!

Lucifer: …could you guys lighten up a little?

Demeter: just 24 more hours and I’ll have my precious daughter back xoxoxo

Hades: choke

Hades: fucking choke

Persephone: Babe calm down

Hades: nah let her choke. Does she think this is funny? Do you not understand the depth of my depression?

Demeter: awh, are you going to cry baby brother?

Hades: c h o k e

John in his white ‘Headlong’ shirt, 1991 (Innuendo)