Demeter: Just 24 More Hours And I’ll Have My Precious Daughter Back Xoxoxo

Dania: Am I in trouble?

Lucifer: Have a guess.

Dania: No?

Lucifer: Have another guess.

Zeus: Ooh! Would you like I spot of T E A, Poseidon?

Poseidon: Well yes I wO Uld, Zeus!

Zeus: And what about yo u, Hades?

Hades: Y e as I certainly would!

Zeus: Well would you like Oolong or Earl Grey??

Hades: Ouh you know I only like black tea, Zeus!

Hera, somewhere in the distance watching them having their tea party: What the fuck...

“In only seven days” by John Deacon, 1974

Asra picking up a call: hello?

Julian calling Asra: I need help, it’s MC

Asra: what’s wrong!?

Julian: well, ever since they got their memories back, they’ve been saying strange things

Asra: what kinds of things?

Julian: well once they yelled about a potion bottle being empty, and then they threw it across the room screaming “yeet”??

Asra: … Jul-

Julian: and another time we were at the market and they screamed “fuck yo chicken strips”?? and they’ve also been doing this weird motion with their arms and calling it a dab?? do you think Lucio is trying to possess them or-

Asra: calm down Julian, I think I know what’s wrong

Julian close to crying: what is it!?

Asra: I think they have Ligma

Julian: Ligma?? I’ve never heard of that, what is it!?

Asra: lig-ma-nuts!!

MC who has been listening in behind julian: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Julian: *SCREAMS*

waiter : are you all set to order?

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roger : yes. can i get a milkshake with two straws please?

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dominique : aww that’s sw-

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roger, putting both straws in his mouth : watch how fucking fast i can drink this.

Since I already did baby Kore/Persephone, I thought it would be nice to add small Cinnamon-Edgelord-Roll too. As I have stated many times, my version of the myths is going to differ very much from the original source, so Hades is only brother to Poseidon and Zeus, and he and his little brother weren’t swallowed alive by Kronos, their father. But they suffered horribly from child abuse, and after a terrible incident they ended up locked in the dungeons and left for dead there together with other children like them (Hera, Demeter, Hestia but also Leto, Hekate etc.). They only happy moments in Hades childhood were those spent with his mother and Poseidon and when he found and befriended a very special dog. ❤

Genie: I shall grant you three wishes.

Hades: I wish my dog could talk!

Genie: Done!

Hades, patting Cerberus: Hey, buddy, you've got two wishes!

Person: I HATE YOU.

Hades: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Person: I HATE YOUR SONS.

Hades: (ง'̀-‘́)ง

“he was my best friend, my best man. we shared so much and i owe so much to him.” - roger taylor

Persephone: WOKE UP NOT GETTING CHEATED ON

Persephone: some of these girls can’t relate. yikes.

Hades: period.