“In Only Seven Days” By John Deacon, 1974

Poseidon : Can I get a waffle?

Zeus : *hands slammed on table* YOU HAVE TO STOP IGNORING YOUR FEELINGS HADES

Hades : I DO WHAT I WANT ZEUS

Poseidon : … can i please get a waffle?

Zeus: Olympus is amazing! Way better than Hades’ underworld fortress of loneliness.

Hades: My palace glows in the dark.

Zeus: FUCK!

Hades: You're standing on thin ice.

Thanatos: I'm standing on the floor.

Hades: It's an expression.

Thanatos: It's the floor.

Hermes: how drunk is Dionysus? He just left me a voicemail as batman

Hades: Is it wrong for me to wish my dog had arms to get me a beer?

Abel: Hey Theo, what time is it?

Theo: I don’t know, pass me the recorder

Theo: *plays the recorder loudly*

Hades: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE RECORDER AT 2AM?

Theo: It’s 2am

Hades: Dude, chill patience is a virtue

Ares: WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE? WHY CAN’T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?

Poseidon: Hades's office is warmer than mine...it must be cause he has the gateway to hell under his desk

Cerberus: DAD DAD LOOK MOM GAVE US A FLOWER CROWN

Hades: That’s great but you know she’s not your mom right?

Cerberus: YAY OKAY DAD WHATEVER BY THE WAY MOM SAYS HI.

Zeus: i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again

Poseidon: I give it a week.