Abel: Hey Theo, What Time Is It?

Los Chicos Del Zodiaco

Aries:

- Optimista.

- Impulsivo.

- Le gusta tomar riesgos.

- Impaciente.

- Algo infantil.

Tauro:

- Leal.

- Trabajará para conseguir aquello que quiere.

- Generoso.

- Amable.

- Confiable.

Géminis:

- Misterioso.

- Curioso.

- Energético.

- Multi tareas.

- Amigable.

Cáncer:

- Le gusta dar regalos.

- Reflexivo.

- Reservado.

- Algo pervertido.

- Artístico.

Leo:

- Independiente.

- Buen lider.

- Quiere ser apreciado.

- Puede motivar a alguien fácilmente.

- Puede llevarse bien con los demás.

Virgo:

- Serio.

- Determinado.

- Ordenado.

- observador.

- Ahorrador.

Libra:

- Encantador.

- Lo que ves es lo que obtienes.

- Raramente está solo.

- No puede quedarse quieto.

- Temperamental.

Escorpio:

- No le gusta admitir que se ha equivocado.

- Celoso.

- No intentes prepararle una sorpresa, ya la sabrá.

- Aprecia la amistad.

- Tiene la mente abierta.

Sagitario:

- Le encanta viajar.

- Da miedo cuendo se enfada.

- Un poco impaciente.

- Trabaja bien bajo presión.

- Honesto.

Capricornio:

- A veces es un poco perezoso.

- Despreocupado.

- Leal.

- Pesimista.

- Prudente.

Acuario:

- Racional.

- Frio.

- Algo excentrico.

- Es más sabio de lo que piensas.

- Puede llegar a ser impredecible.

Piscis:

- No puede decir no.

- Creativo.

- Empatico.

- Leal.

- Tiene una personalidad adictiva.

Someone PLEASE tell me that was Roger… if it was, I too will scream

Aphrodite: Ares just told me that I make him happier than drugs. That’s some serious shit right there

[Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker, Hades stands in front of the pot with his arms crossed]

Hades: So. Who broke it? I’m not mad, I just wanna know.

Persephone, quickly: I did. I broke it.

Hades: No. No you didn’t. Thanatos?

Thanatos: Don’t look at me. Look at Hecate.

Hecate: What?! I didn’t break it.

Thanatos: Huh, that’s weird. How’d you even know it was broken?

Hecate: Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken.

Thanatos: Suspicious.

Hecate: No it’s not.

Hermes: If it matters, probably not, but Minthe was the last one to use it.

Minthe: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap!

Hermes: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Minthe: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Hermes!

Persephone: Okay, let’s not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it Hades.

Hades: No! Who broke it?!

Hecate, softly: Hades… Alecto’s been awfully quiet.

Alecto: REALLY?!

Hecate: Yeah, really!

Alecto: Oh my God!

[Everyone starts arguing]

Hades: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. I predict 10 minutes from now they’ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. *Looks back at the group with a smirk* Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

“About 1969, I opened a stall in Kensington Market, which was one of the hippest places in London. I used to run it with this bloke, Freddie, who I knew because he regularly came to see Smile, the band Brian and I were in at the time. Me and Fred used to sell old Edwardian clothes and scarves that he picked up from various nefarious dealers. Back then, I didn’t really know him as a singer—he was just my mate. My crazy mate! If there was fun to be had, Freddie and I were usually involved.” - Roger Taylor 

Me n my friends summoning Satan to get free tuition

Hades: ALL RIGHT LISTEN UP YOU LITTLE SHITS

Hades: Raven, not you, you’re an angel and we’re happy to have you here.

Thanatos: Here you are, Lord Hades. A nice hot cup of coffee.

Hades: It's cold.

Thanatos: Nice cup of coffee.

Hades, drinks it: It's not even nice.

Thanatos: Cup of coffee.

Hades: I'm not even sure this is coffee.

Thanatos: Cup.