[Everyone Is Standing Around The Broken Coffee Maker, Hades Stands In Front Of The Pot With His Arms

[Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker, Hades stands in front of the pot with his arms crossed]

Hades: So. Who broke it? I’m not mad, I just wanna know.

Persephone, quickly: I did. I broke it.

Hades: No. No you didn’t. Thanatos?

Thanatos: Don’t look at me. Look at Hecate.

Hecate: What?! I didn’t break it.

Thanatos: Huh, that’s weird. How’d you even know it was broken?

Hecate: Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken.

Thanatos: Suspicious.

Hecate: No it’s not.

Hermes: If it matters, probably not, but Minthe was the last one to use it.

Minthe: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap!

Hermes: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Minthe: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Hermes!

Persephone: Okay, let’s not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it Hades.

Hades: No! Who broke it?!

Hecate, softly: Hades… Alecto’s been awfully quiet.

Alecto: REALLY?!

Hecate: Yeah, really!

Alecto: Oh my God!

[Everyone starts arguing]

Hades: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. I predict 10 minutes from now they’ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. *Looks back at the group with a smirk* Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

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6 years ago

QUEEN FACTS pt.2

Roger wore a black bra for the I Want To Break Free video. (but some people say it was actually blue) (he honstly rocks in any color AND is a gorgeous woman so…………k)

there was a night back in the 70s where Brian got drunk with Van Halen and, of course, he had to throw up. he hit his head in the toilet and ended up with a concussion. he had to play with a bandage on his head the following night and I WISH A HAD A PICTURE BUT I COULDN’T FIND IT :( anyway guys stay sober

before Freddie died, he had prepared a huge list of christmas presents for all his friends. Elton John got a painting. he cried a lot. stg Freddie was an angel.

OKAY GUYS THIS ONE MAKES ME CRY ALL THE TIME ARE YOU READY?

an asteroid was named Freddie to commemorate the date of his 70th birthday, in september 2016. the International Astronomical Union has designated the asteroid 17473 as Freddiemercury. it was discovered in 1991, the same year that Freddie died. it orbits the sun in a trajectory between Mars and Jupiter. Brian said: “Asteroid 17473 Freddiemercury is a point of light, but, a very special point of light.”

Roger and Brian were having a huge fight on the backstage, but it ended up when they bursted into Freddie’s dressing room. he was sitting in his underwear and eating corn flakes.

roger was drunk during the who wants to live forever video shoot. that does not surprises me lol

Brian is so overprotective of his Red Special, when he was travelling by plane somewhere he refused to check it in with the rest of his baggage and instead bought a seat for it. BTW he made the RS with his dad, and that makes it even more special ok cool.

when roger first met dominique during the organization of the hyde park gig, he kept calling and coming up with silly excuses to see her AND AW THAT’S CUTE

It is reported that Freddie once had a cat named Roger. I mean………………. roger is a cool cat.

John was, at first, refered to as Deacon John (in interviews and stuff) because the boys thought is sounded better and ???? damn john deacon is an iconic name wtf. (I had a picture of an interview where they called him deacon john but this idiot lost it)

freddie liked to collect stamps when he was a around 9-12 years old. his album contains stamps from Britain, Monaco, Eastern Europe, Aden (now part of Yemen) and Zanzibar. the collection was purchased by the Postal Museum (UK) in 1993, and sales proceeds go to the Mercury Phoenix Fund, the charity created in its memory. (I screamed very loudly)