Hades: *Accidentally steps on Cerberus's tail*
Cerberus: *Sad puppo yip*
Hades:
Zeus: Ooh! Would you like I spot of T E A, Poseidon?
Poseidon: Well yes I wO Uld, Zeus!
Zeus: And what about yo u, Hades?
Hades: Y e as I certainly would!
Zeus: Well would you like Oolong or Earl Grey??
Hades: Ouh you know I only like black tea, Zeus!
Hera, somewhere in the distance watching them having their tea party: What the fuck...
The god of the underworld and the goddess of spring
Dionysus: How do I get Ceberus from licking me? I’m scared he’ll get drunk off my sweat
Roger: Hey, I have kind of a crazy idea.
John: Those are never comforting words coming from you.
Hades: Since we’re going to Alaska for a while, i’ve left all of you a complimentary bowl of advice.
Hades, picking one piece of paper out of the bowl: For instance, “Theo, stop doing that” just applies to everything.
Y'all remember Roger’s post on IG? The one with the BoRhap soundtrack and IILWMC was featured in it? Yeah…yeah.
Hades: Wi-Fi went down for five minutes, so I had to talk to my family, they seem like nice people.
It looks like someone hurts John and the boys came to the showdown
Ares: Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...