Hades: *Accidentally Steps On Cerberus's Tail*

hades: I am above all of you

hades: my eagerness, ability, and knowledge triumphs over all of you

hades: I am more mature and advanced than-

persephone: hey hades your dinosaur chicken nuggies are ready

hades: N i C e

QUEEN FACTS pt.2

Roger wore a black bra for the I Want To Break Free video. (but some people say it was actually blue) (he honstly rocks in any color AND is a gorgeous woman so…………k)

there was a night back in the 70s where Brian got drunk with Van Halen and, of course, he had to throw up. he hit his head in the toilet and ended up with a concussion. he had to play with a bandage on his head the following night and I WISH A HAD A PICTURE BUT I COULDN’T FIND IT :( anyway guys stay sober

before Freddie died, he had prepared a huge list of christmas presents for all his friends. Elton John got a painting. he cried a lot. stg Freddie was an angel.

OKAY GUYS THIS ONE MAKES ME CRY ALL THE TIME ARE YOU READY?

an asteroid was named Freddie to commemorate the date of his 70th birthday, in september 2016. the International Astronomical Union has designated the asteroid 17473 as Freddiemercury. it was discovered in 1991, the same year that Freddie died. it orbits the sun in a trajectory between Mars and Jupiter. Brian said: “Asteroid 17473 Freddiemercury is a point of light, but, a very special point of light.”

Roger and Brian were having a huge fight on the backstage, but it ended up when they bursted into Freddie’s dressing room. he was sitting in his underwear and eating corn flakes.

roger was drunk during the who wants to live forever video shoot. that does not surprises me lol

Brian is so overprotective of his Red Special, when he was travelling by plane somewhere he refused to check it in with the rest of his baggage and instead bought a seat for it. BTW he made the RS with his dad, and that makes it even more special ok cool.

when roger first met dominique during the organization of the hyde park gig, he kept calling and coming up with silly excuses to see her AND AW THAT’S CUTE

It is reported that Freddie once had a cat named Roger. I mean………………. roger is a cool cat.

John was, at first, refered to as Deacon John (in interviews and stuff) because the boys thought is sounded better and ???? damn john deacon is an iconic name wtf. (I had a picture of an interview where they called him deacon john but this idiot lost it)

freddie liked to collect stamps when he was a around 9-12 years old. his album contains stamps from Britain, Monaco, Eastern Europe, Aden (now part of Yemen) and Zanzibar. the collection was purchased by the Postal Museum (UK) in 1993, and sales proceeds go to the Mercury Phoenix Fund, the charity created in its memory. (I screamed very loudly)

Roger and Freddie had a thrift store before Queen, around 1968/69. they sold old clothes and some of freddies design works. that’s all I have to say.

okay guys that’s all for today. thank you all for coming to my Ted Talk :)))

Zeus: Ooh! Would you like I spot of T E A, Poseidon?

Poseidon: Well yes I wO Uld, Zeus!

Zeus: And what about yo u, Hades?

Hades: Y e as I certainly would!

Zeus: Well would you like Oolong or Earl Grey??

Hades: Ouh you know I only like black tea, Zeus!

Hera, somewhere in the distance watching them having their tea party: What the fuck...

Athena, explaining why Dionysus should drink water: Water solves all your problems! Wanna lose weight? Drink water! Clear skin? Drink water.

Ares, from across the room: Tired of someone? Drown them!

Ares: Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...

Roger: Deaky, the big question is, does Brian like you? Cause if he doesn’t like you then this is all a moo point.

John: A moo point?

Roger: You know, like a cow’s opinion. It doesn’t matter, it’s moo.

John: Have I been living with you too long, or did that just make sense?

and persephone is back to getting dicked down by hades in the underworld

Hades: *mumbling* I like you

Lucifer: What?

Hades: I SAID I LIKE SNIFFING GLUE

💖💖💖💖True, so true

“Roger, there’s only room in this band for one hysterical queen.” - Freddie, in Bohemian Rhapsody movie.

WELL, I say there’s room for two hysterical queens, and here’s why:

they’re both gorgeous women.

they’re both two drunk toths.

they’re both stylish as fuck and don’t fight me on that.

they’re both the sweetest shits in the universe.

their friendship is so adorable, even tho they argued and almost kicked each other’s ass all the time.

they’re so f u c k i n g handsome.

and they’re both so talented. I mean LOOK AT THEM.

so clap your hands for this two hysterical queens.

(ps: feel free to add some more reasons because we stan)