💖💖💖💖True, so true
“Roger, there’s only room in this band for one hysterical queen.” - Freddie, in Bohemian Rhapsody movie.
WELL, I say there’s room for two hysterical queens, and here’s why:
they’re both gorgeous women.
they’re both two drunk toths.
they’re both stylish as fuck and don’t fight me on that.
they’re both the sweetest shits in the universe.
their friendship is so adorable, even tho they argued and almost kicked each other’s ass all the time.
they’re so f u c k i n g handsome.
and they’re both so talented. I mean LOOK AT THEM.
so clap your hands for this two hysterical queens.
(ps: feel free to add some more reasons because we stan)
[skipping stones on a pond]
brian: this is such a beautiful evening
john: *whispering* take that you fucking lake
Apollo: deck the halls with boughs of holly
Hades: we don’t celebrate Christmas—
Dionysus: falalalala lalalala
Hades: guys, we’re the gods—
Hermes, yelling: FALALALALA LALALALA
Hades: guys is this really necessary—
Poseidon, screaming in Hades’s ear: FALALALALA LALALALA
Persephone: Honey, why are you making chocolate pudding at 4am?
Hades: Because I’ve lost control of my life.
Thanatos: As your best friend-
Hades: Persephone is my best friend
Thanatos: AS YOUR BEST FRIEND,
Brian: It’s cool to be smart, to love math and science, to look up at the stars. Struggling with a mental illness doesn’t make you weak or unloveable. It’s cool to care about social issues, other people, animals, the planet. We all make mistakes; it’s how you move forward that matters.
John: It’s okay to be introverted, to be quiet, to only speak when you have something to say. Don’t be afraid to stand up for yourself if people don’t listen. It’s cool to be a homebody, to find joy in your partner and children. Love your friends fiercely, even if it hurts sometimes. It’s okay to grieve in your own way. Dance like no one is watching.
Freddie: It’s cool to be yourself, no matter who that is. Be kind, be a mentor, be a peacemaker, take others under your wing. You are never alone. If you have a dream, don’t give up: live it, breathe it, pour everything you have into it. Don’t settle for less than true love. Live without regrets.
Roger: It’s okay to be loud, to be fearless, to be outspoken about things that matter. Take risks. Make friends. Collect new experiences like souvenirs. Don’t let anyone dismiss your point of view. Protect those you love with your life. We only get so much time here on Earth; have fun with it.
Hades: I’m the sand guardian, guardian of the sand.
Zeus: POSEIDON QUIVERS BEFORE HIM!
Poseidon: *starts to walk towards them*
Hades: FUCK OFF!
Aries – (Impulsive and Enthusiastic): Lucky Ones: Lyrics: “Let’s get out of this town, baby we’re on fire / Everyone around here seems to be going down, down, down / If you stick with me, I can take you higher, and higher”
Taurus – (Romantic and Materialistic): Fucked My Way Up to the Top: Lyrics “Lay me down / tonight in my diamonds and pearls / Tell me something like I’m your favorite girl / I fucked my way up to the top / This is my show”
Gemini - (Dark and Unsettled) Gods and Monsters: Lyrics “In the land of gods and monsters / I was an angel / Living in the garden of evil / Screwed up, scared, doing anything that I needed / Shining like a fiery beacon”
Cancer - (Emotional and Dependable) Radio Lyrics: “Now my life is sweet like cinnamon / Like a fucking dream I’m living in / Baby love me cause I’m playing on the radio”
Leo - (Dramatic and Romantic) Old Money Lyrics: “The power of youth is on my mind / Sunsets, small town, I’m out of time / Will you still love me when I shine / From words but not from beauty”
Virgo - (Curious and Practical) Young and Beautiful Lyrics: “Will you still love me / When I’m no longer young and beautiful? / Will you still love me / When I got nothing but my aching soul?”
Libra – (Flirtatious and Cheerful) Lolita Lyrics: “Would you be mine? Would you be my baby tonight? / Could be kissing my fruit punch lips in the bright sunshine / ‘Cause I like you quite a lot, everything you got, don’t you know? / It’s you that I adore, though I make the boys fall like dominoes”
Scorpio – (Passionate and Secretive) Burning Desire Lyrics: “Every Saturday night I get dressed up to ride for you, baby / Cruising down the street on Hollywood and Vine for you, baby I drive fast, wind in my hair, push it to the limits ‘cause I just don’t care / You ask me where I’ve been? / I been everywhere / I don’t wanna be no where but here”
Sagittarius – (Free Spirited and Impulsive): High By the Beach Lyrics: “The truth is I never / Bought into your bullshit / When you would pay tribute to me / 'Cause I know that / All I wanted to do was get high by the beach / Get high baby, baby, bye, bye”
Capricorn - (Ambitious and Dignified): Million Dollar Man Lyrics: “One for the money, and two for the show / I love you honey, I’m ready, I’m ready to go / How did you get that way, I don’t know / You’re screwed up and brilliant / Look like a million dollar man”
Aquarius - (Eccentric and Playful): Off to the Races Lyrics: “And I’m off to the races, cases of Bacardi chasers / Chasin’ me all over town 'cause he knows I’m wasted / Facin’ time again on Rikers Island and I won’t get out / Because I’m crazy baby, I need you to come here and save me”
Pisces – (Compassionate and Mystical): Once Upon a Dream Lyrics: “I know you, I walked with you once upon a dream / I know you, that look in your eyes is so familiar a gleam / And I know it’s true that visions are seldom all they seem / But if I know you, I know what you’ll do / You’ll love me at once, the way you did once upon a dream”
warmup doodles from twitter