Hades: *mumbling* I Like You

Annecy short is over, time to prepare Japan Expo ! We’re doing a greek mythology serie with the girls, as stickers and badges: Hephaistos, Aphrodite, Dyonisus, Athena & Ares Jeanne –> Demeter, Apollo, Artemis, Hera & Hestia Manon –>Hermes & Persephone

Dionysus: when was the last time you got laid?

Hermes: when was the last time you came home sober?

Dionysus: touché

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Hades: Ow! A paper cut!

Hades: …Death is all around me…

Thanatos: *looks up from reading* what did you say buddy?

Aphrodite: You can't buy happiness!

Hades: Clearly you don't have enough money to buy a dog.

Persephone: Ah, Thanatos! I've been looking for you. Hades and I are expecting-

Thanatos: AAAAA BABIES?! OH MY GOD! I AM SO EXCITED FOR YOU TWO! I CANT WAIT TO WATCH THEM GROW! PLEASE CAN I NAME IT!!!!!???

Persephone: I was going to say a package but I’ll go tell Hades that.

waiter : are you all set to order?

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roger : yes. can i get a milkshake with two straws please?

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dominique : aww that’s sw-

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roger, putting both straws in his mouth : watch how fucking fast i can drink this.

Thanatos: As your best friend-

Hades: Persephone is my best friend

Thanatos: AS YOUR BEST FRIEND,

Dionysus when he was a demigod, entering Olympus like :

Zeus: is the Chipotle past the strip club?

Poseidon: why is that your only point of reference?

Zeus: just answer the question