Dionysus When He Was A Demigod, Entering Olympus Like :

1975/queen first visit to 🇯🇵

▷ It’s a detailed explanation from here.

Reading the leisurely person!👺 ▶︎ I’ll explain the aspects that everyone has! 🤗

▷ Freddie👉天狗👺（A tengu） 
…………..> A long-nosed goblin😈 Tengu is a legendary creature that is said to be a god or a youkai passed down in Japan. ▶︎

Roger👉般若（A mask of a female demon（Hannya）） 
………> The face of a woman with jealousy and grudge…😱 And It is a word expressing “wisdom” in Sanskrit. ▷

Brian👉ひょっとこ（A distorted male mask（Hyottoko）） 
………> It means “God to protect the fire”. In Japan it is often used for festivals and others.🤗 ▶︎

John👉翁（Old manmask（Okina）） ………> It is regarded as the face nearest to God or face of God, celebrating longevity.👴 It seems to be the most gentle in the mask.

Hades: Persephone kissed me!!

Zeus: [gasp] No!

Poseidon: [squeals] Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!!

Hades: It’s unbelievable.

Poseidon: Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!!

Zeus: Okay okay, we wanna hear everything. Poseidon, get the wine and unplug the phone. Hades, does this end well or do we need tissues?

Hades: Oh it ends verrry well.

Poseidon: [rushing over with wine glasses] Don’t start without me! Don’t start without me!

Zeus: Alright, let’s hear about this kiss. Was it like a soft brush against your lips, or was it like a, y'know, “I gotta have you now” kinda thing?

Hades: Well, at first it was kinda of intense, y'know and then… oh god, and then we just sorta sunk into it…

Zeus & Poseidon: [squealing] Awwwwwww!

(Scene changes to Persephone, Artemis, and Hecate casually eating pizza)

Persephone: And uh, and then I kissed him.

Artemis: Tongue?

Persephone: Yeah.

Hecate: Cool.

Hades: ...Thanatos, did you leave the gaping chasm open again?

Thanatos: No. *He lied.*

Hades: Then why is Cerberus outside?

Thanatos: Come on Hades, he's hardly going to get hit by a car-. Wait... shit.

Zeus: Ooh! Would you like I spot of T E A, Poseidon?

Poseidon: Well yes I wO Uld, Zeus!

Zeus: And what about yo u, Hades?

Hades: Y e as I certainly would!

Zeus: Well would you like Oolong or Earl Grey??

Hades: Ouh you know I only like black tea, Zeus!

Hera, somewhere in the distance watching them having their tea party: What the fuck...

freddie : i dropped 35 pounds in like a month, just by cutting out beer.

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roger : giving up beer must have been hard.

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freddie : not really. i just replaced it with vodka.

Thanatos, at 3am: Wait, so if I'm Death, capital D, and I collect souls, will I die eventually?

Thanatos: Do I like, collect my own soul?

Thanatos: How does that even work?!! Do I look in the mirror and go, "I've come to collect you!" or am I actually immortal?

Thanatos: Will I be the only one alive? Because I can't collect my own soul?!! Will I be alone?!

Hades: Thanatos, please go to bed.

roger : if the earth is flat, then explain why my life has been going downhill constantly.

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brian : no that’s not-

Persephone: Stop spending money on stupid stuff.

Hades: Okay

[later]

Persephone: What the hell?

[Cerberus walks by in a tuxedo]

Hades: He's getting married.

Lucifer: What's this?

Hades: My to-do list

Lucifer: It's my name written a hundred times. . .

Hades: . . . ;)

roger : i need your help. you’re sneakier than me, you’re a better liar than me and you have no moral compass.

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freddie : look, those are nice compliments, but i’m busy.