Roger : I Need Your Help. You’re Sneakier Than Me, You’re A Better Liar Than Me And You Have No Moral

brian : has anyone seen freddie or roger?

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deaky : it’s 10 am. i’d be more worried if they were here.

Abel: Hey Theo, what time is it?

Theo: I don’t know, pass me the recorder

Theo: *plays the recorder loudly*

Hades: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE RECORDER AT 2AM?

Theo: It’s 2am

Freddie: [is nagging about something Roger did]

Roger’s mind as he nods along: bow Chika bow wow that’s what my baby says, mow mow mow and my heart starts pumping, Chika Chika choo wow never gonna stop, gitchee gitchee goo means that I love you

Person: I HATE YOU.

Hades: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Person: I HATE YOUR SONS.

Hades: (ง'̀-‘́)ง

Hades to Akin

Hades- You're bast- husband sneezed earlier and I accidently said "Shut the fuck up," instead of "bless you,".

Akin- How do you accidently say shut the fuck up?

Roger: Deaky, the big question is, does Brian like you? Cause if he doesn’t like you then this is all a moo point.

John: A moo point?

Roger: You know, like a cow’s opinion. It doesn’t matter, it’s moo.

John: Have I been living with you too long, or did that just make sense?

Pt. 1 of some backgrounds I made! Feel free to use them!

Pt. 2: https://sarahsspirits.tumblr.com/post/171280697707/pt-2-of-the-backgrounds-i-made-enjoy💕—Pt. 3: https://sarahsspirits.tumblr.com/post/171309650392/pt-3-of-the-theoi-backgrounds-thanks-for-the

Them: what are your plans for the future? :)

Me: I am going to have three sons and name them hades, poseidon and zeus, and teach them all about the underworld, sea, and sky respectively then create a time travel machine and send them back to Ancient Greece with iPhones and beats by dre so they confuse everyone

hades: I am above all of you

hades: my eagerness, ability, and knowledge triumphs over all of you

hades: I am more mature and advanced than-

persephone: hey hades your dinosaur chicken nuggies are ready

hades: N i C e

Persephone: Well at least Hades’s a gentleman. A gentleman satanist