Person: I HATE YOU.

Hades: *Accidentally steps on Cerberus's tail*

Cerberus: *Sad puppo yip*

Hades:

LO99 Thanksgiving part 3

Hecate: Happy Thanksgiving, sir. This year, I'm more thankful than ever to have you as my boss.

Hades: And I'm thankful for the low price of gasoline.

Thanatos: And I'm thankful for the friendship-

Hades: I think there's been a misunderstanding. There's no time for everyone to have a turn.

Thanatos: But I'm the only one that didn't get to-

Hades: Thanatos.

Theo: *phone starts ringing*

Cain: *looks at who’s calling*

Cain *grimaces*: you still call our dad ‘daddy’?

Theo: *answers the call and makes direct eye contact with Cain*

Theo: Hello, Adonis.

Cain: *chokes on drink*

Ares: Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.

“Ready Freddie?”

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* body language masterlist

* a translator that doesn’t eat ass like google translate does

* a reverse dictionary for when ur brain freezes

* 550 words to say instead of fuckin said

* 638 character traits for when ur brain freezes again

* some more body language help

(hope this helps some ppl)

john: rog, i need you to calm down-

roger: *slams fist on table* BUT HOW CAN IT BE ‘BIRTHDAY CAKE’ FLAVOR IF BIRTHDAY CAKE CAN BE ANY FLAVOR 

therapist: and what do we say when someone upsets us?

hades: i’m going to send your soul to the fields of punishment for eternal torture?

therapist: no.

Hades: ALL RIGHT LISTEN UP YOU LITTLE SHITS

Hades: Raven, not you, you’re an angel and we’re happy to have you here.

Apollo: deck the halls with boughs of holly

Hades: we don’t celebrate Christmas—

Dionysus: falalalala lalalala

Hades: guys, we’re the gods—

Hermes, yelling: FALALALALA LALALALA

Hades: guys is this really necessary—

Poseidon, screaming in Hades’s ear: FALALALALA LALALALA