Theo: *phone Starts Ringing*

Via @kindofroger Instagram :

Freddie: we’re gonna do a few acoustic songs right now

Roger: whoo!

Freddie: go, do another one, they want it

Roger: WHHHOOOOOOOHOO!!!

Freddie: he’s the man of the group

Hermes: I’ll be there in 5 minutes. If not, read this again

Cerberus: DAD DAD LOOK MOM GAVE US A FLOWER CROWN

Hades: That’s great but you know she’s not your mom right?

Cerberus: YAY OKAY DAD WHATEVER BY THE WAY MOM SAYS HI.

Zeus: Guys, there’s a monster under my bed and it’s really ugly.

Hades, on the bottom bunk: Honestly, fuck you.

[skipping stones on a pond]

brian: this is such a beautiful evening

john: *whispering* take that you fucking lake

Aphrodite: Ares just told me that I make him happier than drugs. That’s some serious shit right there

he’s beauty

he’s grace

he’s fuckin dancing all over the place

therapist: and what do we say when someone upsets us?

hades: i’m going to send your soul to the fields of punishment for eternal torture?

therapist: no.

Hades: Is it wrong for me to wish my dog had arms to get me a beer?

Roger: Hey, I have kind of a crazy idea.

John: Those are never comforting words coming from you.