Hermes: I’ll Be There In 5 Minutes. If Not, Read This Again

As Roger plays the drum intro to Liar, Freddie says, “C'mon, blondie!”

omfg i love this

Freddie: *takes a deep breathe*

Freddie: I lov—

Mary: We know

John: you just love Ro

Brian: ger

Mary: Roger

Brian: so much,

John: we know,

Mary: you

Brian: love him

John: we get it,

Mary: WE

John: G E T

Brian: IT

Freddie:

Freddie:

Freddie: Guys, I was going to say that I love this apple juice.

Mary:

Brian:

John:

Freddie: Roger loves apple j—

Poseidon: yes, I'm a douche. But I'm a high quality douche

Artemis: Apollo kept trying to sacrifice me last night. He would just yell out “VIRGIN SACRIFICE!!” And then throw me into a circle of men

“he was my best friend, my best man. we shared so much and i owe so much to him.” - roger taylor

Roger: *does that thing with his voice*

Freddie: I hate you, bitch

poseidon, eating a jar of Nutella at 3 am, crying, after starting 53 arguments that very day: why can't we all just get along

Zeus: Olympus is amazing! Way better than Hades’ underworld fortress of loneliness.

Hades: My palace glows in the dark.

Zeus: FUCK!

Hades: ALL RIGHT LISTEN UP YOU LITTLE SHITS

Hades: Raven, not you, you’re an angel and we’re happy to have you here.

Hades: ALL RIGHT LISTEN UP YOU LITTLE SHITS

Hades: Raven, not you, you’re an angel and we’re happy to have you here.