Hades: ALL RIGHT LISTEN UP YOU LITTLE SHITS

Zeus: is the Chipotle past the strip club?

Poseidon: why is that your only point of reference?

Zeus: just answer the question

Persephone: Stop spending money on stupid stuff.

Hades: Okay

[later]

Persephone: What the hell?

[Cerberus walks by in a tuxedo]

Hades: He's getting married.

roger : if the earth is flat, then explain why my life has been going downhill constantly.

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brian : no that’s not-

john: rog, i need you to calm down-

roger: *slams fist on table* BUT HOW CAN IT BE ‘BIRTHDAY CAKE’ FLAVOR IF BIRTHDAY CAKE CAN BE ANY FLAVOR 

Hades: I’ve made a lot of mistakes in my lifetime.

Lucifer: How many?

Hades: How many kids do I have again?

Hades: ALL RIGHT LISTEN UP YOU LITTLE SHITS

Hades: Raven, not you, you’re an angel and we’re happy to have you here.

he’s beauty

he’s grace

he’s fuckin dancing all over the place

Hades: Dude, chill patience is a virtue

Ares: WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE? WHY CAN’T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?

Persephone: Well at least Hades’s a gentleman. A gentleman satanist

waiter : are you all set to order?

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roger : yes. can i get a milkshake with two straws please?

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dominique : aww that’s sw-

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roger, putting both straws in his mouth : watch how fucking fast i can drink this.