Roger : If The Earth Is Flat, Then Explain Why My Life Has Been Going Downhill Constantly.

freddie, singing : tale as old as time.

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roger : meme as old a vine.

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roger and freddie, singing together : beauty and the yeet.

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john reid : what-

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miami : don’t. questioning it just encourages them.

freddie : it’s saint patrick’s day. the holiday of my people.

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brian : you’re not Irish.

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freddie : binge drinkers.

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roger, from across the room : aMEN!

Roger: Hey Deaky, guess what’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex?

Brian, covering John ears: Oh my god, rOGER WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!

Roger: So much..-

brian : has anyone seen freddie or roger?

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deaky : it’s 10 am. i’d be more worried if they were here.

Lucifer: What's this?

Hades: My to-do list

Lucifer: It's my name written a hundred times. . .

Hades: . . . ;)

Persephone: *yawns*

Hades: I guess being pretty is tiring?

Persephone: You must be exhausted then.

Hades:

Hades: *intensely blushing*

Persephone: Stop spending money on stupid stuff.

Hades: Okay

[later]

Persephone: What the hell?

[Cerberus walks by in a tuxedo]

Hades: He's getting married.

poseidon, eating a jar of Nutella at 3 am, crying, after starting 53 arguments that very day: why can't we all just get along

The god of the underworld and the goddess of spring

Roger: *does that thing with his voice*

Freddie: I hate you, bitch