Brian : Has Anyone Seen Freddie Or Roger?

John in his white ‘Headlong’ shirt, 1991 (Innuendo)

freddie, singing : tale as old as time.

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roger : meme as old a vine.

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roger and freddie, singing together : beauty and the yeet.

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john reid : what-

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miami : don’t. questioning it just encourages them.

Queen as four elements (fire, water, earth and air)

Persephone: Well at least Hades’s a gentleman. A gentleman satanist

Thanatos fixes the broken copy machine.

Thanatos: There's something I'd like to show you, boss. “Thanatos. crushed. it." It works!

Hades: I've never been more proud of you for anything in your life.

Thanatos: I mean, I've collected a lot of souls for you.

Hades: And yet death has continued.

Zeus: Olympus is amazing! Way better than Hades’ underworld fortress of loneliness.

Hades: My palace glows in the dark.

Zeus: FUCK!

Persephone: WOKE UP NOT GETTING CHEATED ON

Persephone: some of these girls can’t relate. yikes.

Hades: period.

Nikias: Romeo and Juliet is a love story, right?

Hades: Romeo and Juliet is NOT a love story. It is a tragedy about how young love is stupid and shortsighted.

Lucifer: Romeo and Juliet is indeed a tragedy, but the love between the two stars is not stupid or shortsighted - it is genuine and beautiful. The tragedy comes from the fact that the rivalry between the Capulets and the Montagues destabilizes their community and kills two innocent kids who loved each other.

Theo: Mercutio is gay.

Ares: My mom called me a son of a bitch, so I slapped her because ain't nobody talking like that about my mom. Then I hit myself cause no one hits my mom Then my mom hit me

Thanatos: Here you are, Lord Hades. A nice hot cup of coffee.

Hades: It's cold.

Thanatos: Nice cup of coffee.

Hades, drinks it: It's not even nice.

Thanatos: Cup of coffee.

Hades: I'm not even sure this is coffee.

Thanatos: Cup.